Tuesday, May 11

SNL Announces Next Season's Hosts

With the amazing success of 88-year-old Betty White hosting the recent episode of Saturday Night Live, the show, which likes to stick to a winning formula, has already announced a number of hosts for next season.

Obviously Carol Burnett was being considered since there was a new Facebood campaign, but the producer deemed her much too young and hip for the show. Producer Lorne Michaels stated Ms. Burnett might be ready to host in 8 to 10 more years.

Here are next year's hosts for the first 10 shows, if they are still alive by their air date. You might notice the new minimum age to host is 85.
Princess Zsa Zsa Gabor

Carol Channing

Doris Day

Jean Stapleton

Rose Marie

Lauren Bacall

Elaine Stritch

Phyllis Diller

News Legend Helen Thomas

and
Titantic Star Gloria Stuart

62 Tips for a Happy Life -- Wisdom for Your Brain

Since it's commencement time and people may be looking for advice to dole out to graduating students, I thought I would list advice I think, if followed, could lead to a happy life. Please feel free to add more tips in the comments.

• Make a list of what you need to accomplish today.
• Throughout your life develop 5 short-term (do this year) and 5 long-term goals (do this decade) and work toward them every day.
• Make a list of 100 things you want to do or places you want to go before you die.
• Don’t depend on anyone and never blame others.
• Pay off your credit card bill each month.
• Don’t be too lazy. It gets old.
• Take some chances or life will be really dull.
• Don’t risk your life too often, as you may eventually die.
• Go to the doctor regularly (including the dentist).
• Listen to people when they talk.
• Ask questions, but don’t be a pest.
• Help others often.
• Treat yourself when you deserve it.
• Be reliable – Do what you say you are going to do.
• Brush your teeth and floss.
• Wear sunscreen.
• Be nice to everyone, even if you don’t like them.
• Live within your budget.
• Save some money.
• Learn new things all your life.
• Try to appreciate what you have.
• Try to appreciate beautiful things.
• Have good manners.
• Don’t feel the need to be superior to others.
• Laugh a lot.
• Read.
• Wear comfortable shoes.
• Give people a second chance.
• Be strong and fight when you have to fight.
• Watch the news and be aware of current events.
• Listen to all kinds of music.
• Take help when you need it.
• Don’t dwell on your fears and troubles so much.
• Even if you hate your job, make the best of it. Work on finding a better job, but you’ll probably hate that one too.
• Pay your bills on-time – late fees are a bitch.
• Be decisive. Think about what is the best decision and stick with it unless you are clearly wrong.
• Admit when you are wrong.
• Take pictures and keep them organized.
• Don’t brag too much no matter how great you are.
• Be honest.
• Don’t be afraid to make a fool of yourself once in a while.
• Find something that interests you and become an expert on it.
• Don’t get fat. Exercise.
• Don’t be depressing. Work on having a positive attitude.
• Make lots of friends.
• Keep your appearance up and keep clean.
• Give thoughtful gifts.
• Get enough sleep.
• Keep a blog or a diary of the events of your life.
• Don’t worry about not making everyone happy or what others will think. It usually won’t matter that much to them.
• Take a vacation from the TV (and computer).
• Get rid of stuff you don’t need or want. Don’t be a hoarder.
• Keep your house clean. Hire maids if you can afford it.
• If at all possible, have a pet and take good care of it. Don’t have more than 4.
• Always have something to look forward to.
• Create something.
• Assess your faults and try and correct them.
• Learn to do something interesting—a magic trick, a quirky talent, or something unique.
• Be prepared for emergencies and try to always remain calm.
• Never quit your job unless you have another job lined up.
• Don’t waste your money buying lottery tickets.
• Don’t waste your time with people you don’t like or who treat you badly.

Monday, May 10

Amazing Princess Bride DVD Cover


The 25th Anniverssary Collector's Edition of the DVD for The Princess Bride didn't seem all that exciting to me at first, but take note of the writing on the cover.  How do they do it?

The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #240

Al, it isn't necessary to always point out
the one that is most anatomically correct.

The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #240. Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Click on the link above to enter.

Sunday, May 9

Happy Mother's Day Mom

I am visiting my Mom for Mother's Day and found this photo of us from the spring of 1969.  We are at Winterthur Museum in Delaware in the Azaleas Woods.  I was in the second grade (7 years old).  Mom said she thinks she made that dress.  Happy Mother's Day Mom! 

Saturday, May 8

Poll of Broadway Tony Nomination Snubs

Broadway.com is doing a poll about which Tony Nomination snub was most upsetting.  Below is their list of Broadway snubs.  I haven't seen The Addams Family, but I love Nathan Lane and think he should always be nominated.  Also, with all the nominations it did get, it is a bit surprising that Promises, Promises didn't get a nom. Take part in their poll to see the results.

JOHN GALLAGHER JR., AMERICAN IDIOT (BEST ACTOR IN A MUSICAL)

PROMISES, PROMISES (BEST REVIVAL OF A MUSICAL)

BEBE NEUWIRTH, THE ADDAMS FAMILY (BEST ACTRESS IN A MUSICAL)

NORBERT LEO BUTZ, ENRON (BEST ACTOR IN A PLAY)

HUGH JACKMAN, A STEADY RAIN (BEST ACTOR IN A PLAY)

MICHAEL MAYER, AMERICAN IDIOT (BEST DIRECTION OF A MUSICAL)

CHEYENNE JACKSON, FINIAN'S RAINBOW (BEST ACTOR IN A MUSICAL)

ENRON (BEST PLAY)

KRISTIN CHENOWETH, PROMISES, PROMISES (BEST ACTRESS IN A MUSICAL)

NATHAN LANE, THE ADDAMS FAMILY (BEST ACTOR IN A MUSICAL)

DANIEL CRAIG, A STEADY RAIN (BEST ACTOR IN A PLAY)

THE ADDAMS FAMILY (BEST MUSICAL)

SONDHEIM ON SONDHEIM (BEST MUSICAL)

RACE (BEST PLAY)

COME FLY AWAY (BEST MUSICAL)

Friday, May 7

Taking In Another Nats Game

Taken from Section 315. The Nats are playing the Marlins and ahead in the first inning! Go Nats!!

Update:  The Nats played a good game, but ended up losing 4-2.

Follow My Blog and Win a Prize... Maybe

In a blatant attempt to get more Followers, I've started giving away bribes... I mean prizes. This month, I will randomly select one of the people officially "Following" my blog as a "Follower" to win a "valuable" prize.  The prize is a Running With Blue Sponge T-Shirt.  The prize drawing will occur on the last day of the month.  I'll alert the winner that his or her dream has finally come true.  This stunt might have something to do with my New Year's Resolution of increasing my number of Followers.  It would be nice to actually accomplish one of those things.

*Note:  If you are already a Follower you are already entered.  You just have to Follow once and you are entered for this and all future giveaways.  Good Luck!

Thursday, May 6

Why We Feared Russians During the Cold War

You may remember I posted the video of the Russian singer a few months back (check it out here).  Well, I saw on a new blog, Mikes's Short Attention Span Theater, the story behind that video and a re-edit  that is even funnier than the original. Genius!

EW's 20 Most Shocking TV Deaths List Incomplete

I love a good list and Entertainment Weekly's list of the 20  Most Shocking TV Deaths has some good ones (Adriana, played by Drea de Matteo, from The Sopranos was one of the best) and some lame ones (Kenny from South Park, really?). 

However, a major omission from their list was one of the most shocking deaths of a major TV character I can remember.  Lt. Col. Henry Blake, played by McLean Stevenson, died offscreen at the end of the third season of MASH.  Stevenson asked to be released from his contract.  The show's writers reluctantly penned him an exit in the final episode of the 1974-75 season, in which Lt. Col. Blake was discharged, only to board a plane that was shot down over the Sea of Japan, killing everyone on board (a development added after scripts were distributed so the show's actors would display genuine emotion as if they had been truly unaware of that part of the storyline).

It was quite a shocker, because they just didn't kill off major characters in TV shows back in the 1970s and nobody had any idea it was going to happen.  How could EW leave that out?

Click here to see the (in)complete list.

Wednesday, May 5

5 on the Fifth -- My Journey Home from Work



This is an idea from State of the Nation UK -- taking five photos around the fifth of the month and share them with the world.  The theme this time around was a Journey, so I did a photo essay of my commute home from work.  These were all taken on May 4, 2010.  My commute is about 25 minutes, door to door, depending on how long I have to wait for trains.

Outside the Pentagon City Metro (subway) Station,
which is across the street from where I work.

Here comes my train.

Crossing the Potomac River on the DC 
Metro with a view of another bridge.  

Outside of Eastern Market Metro, 
about 2 blocks from my home.


Home again, home again, jiggity jig.

Use of Tazer on Phillies Fan Shocking

Though this AP photo is an amazing shot, there is no reason police should be using tazers to apprehend a kid running around a baseball field.  He was not a threat to anyone.  The ending of the movie Fever Pitch would of been quite different in Philadelphia.  In that film, Drew Barrymore runs across Fenway Park to get to Jimmy Fallon, to prevent him from selling his valuable season tickets and they then have a romantic moment before her arrest.  She would have just been twitching in center field had it happened in Philly. 

Tuesday, May 4

Tony Award Nominations Announced Today

Fela! and revivial of La Cage aux Folles got the most nominations this year with 11 each.  The revivial of the play, Fences, was next with 10 nominations.  Here are the major Tony Award Nominations announced today:

Best Play
In the Next Room or the Vibrator Play
Next Fall
Red
Time Stands Still

Best Musical
American Idiot
Fela!
Memphis
Million Dollar Quartet

Best Original Score (Music and/or Lyrics) Written for the Theatre
The Addams Family
Enron
Fences
Memphis

Best Revival of a Play
Fences
Lend Me a Tenor
The Royal Family
A View from the Bridge

Best Revival of a Musical
Finian's Rainbow
La Cage aux Folles
A Little Night Music
Ragtime

Best Performance by a Leading Actor in a Play
Jude Law in Hamlet
Alfred Molina in Red
Liev Schreiber in A View from the Bridge
Christopher Walken in A Behanding in Spokane
Denzel Washington in Fences

Best Performance by a Leading Actress in a Play
Viola Davis in Fences
Valerie Harper in Looped
Linda Lavin in Collected Stories
Laura Linney in Time Stands Still
Jan Maxwell in The Royal Family

Best Performance by a Leading Actor in a Musical
Kelsey Grammer in La Cage aux Folles
Sean Hayes in Promises, Promises
Douglas Hodge in La Cage aux Folles
Chad Kimball in Memphis
Sahr Ngaujah in Fela!

Best Performance by a Leading Actress in a Musical
Kate Baldwin in Finian's Rainbow
Sherie Rene Scott in Everyday Rapture
Montego Glover in Memphis
Christiane Noll in Ragtime
Catherine Zeta-Jones in A Little Night Music

Best Performance by a Featured Actor in a Play
David Alan Grier in Race
Stephen McKinley Henderson in Fences
Jon Michael Hill in Superior Donuts
Stephen Kunken in Enron
Eddie Redmayne in Red

Best Performance by a Featured Actress in a Play
Maria Dizzia in In the Next Room or the Vibrator Play
Rosemary Harris in The Royal Family
Jessica Hecht in A View from the Bridge
Scarlett Johansson in A View from the Bridge
Jan Maxwell in Lend Me a Tenor

Best Performance by a Featured Actor in a Musical
Kevin Chamberlin in The Addams Family
Robin De Jesús in La Cage aux Folles
Christopher Fitzgerald in Finian's Rainbow
Levi Kreis in Million Dollar Quartet
Bobby Steggert in Ragtime

Best Performance by a Featured Actress in a Musical
Barbara Cook in Sondheim on Sondheim
Katie Finneran in Promises, Promises
Angela Lansbury in A Little Night Music
Karine Plantadit in Come Fly Away
Lillias White in Fela!

Click here for the complete list of nominations.

Pass On the Salt -- Wisdom for Your Brain

I thought I would start providing some tips on improving your (and my) health.  John Tesh has a syndicated radio show where he provides "Intelligence for Your Life."  So here is my version I call, "Wisdom for Your Brain." 

The first one is about sodium. As someone who has had heart disease galore in their family tree, salt is something I should think about as I get older. 

Generally, 1.5 teaspoons of salt a day is sufficient to obtain the recommended 3,000 milligrams of sodium. However, the average American ingests two to four times that much each day. Too much salt in the diet causes extra water to be drawn into the blood vessels. This increases the pressure on the artery walls, causing high blood pressure.

According to today's Express newspaper, extra salt can be hiding in foods you may not think would have much salt.  Salt solutions are pumped into chicken parts to plump them up.  That can add 60 mg of sodium to one chicken breast.  Also, there is lots of sodium in some breakfast cereals.  A big bowl of corn flakes (2 cups) has 532 mg sodium. 

Another surprise for me was cottage cheese.  It has 918 mg of sodium per cup!  Now I'm glad I don't like the stuff. 

If you eat a lot of frozen dinners, they are usually jammed full of sodium.  Check labels and watch to see if the foods you eat are loaded with extra salt.  Also, add salt to your food sparingly.  Use more pepper or try other non-sodium seasonings that flavor foods that won't kill you in the long run (or make this one).

Monday, May 3

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #239

I don't care if you're bored Mr. Flynt.  Please keep
both hands above the water line at all times.

The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #239. Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Click on the link above to enter.

Sunday, May 2

Happy 12th Anniversary To Us

Today is our 12th Anniversary and this song is one of Shane's favorites (and coincidentally, the 12th year is the Soul Train anniversary). I am often out of my head over you Shane! Love you. We're flying home from Florida to DC today and plan on going out to dinner to celebrate tonight.

Saturday, May 1

Blogging from the Beach

Shane and I are back in Florida and spending this afternoon at Blind
Pass Beach, located at Englewood. The weather is perfect and the Gulf
water is clear and not too cold. I even went for a swim shortly after
this picture was taken. I figure I better enjoy the clean water while
I can--before the giant oil slick hits SW Florida.

Yesterday, we had to spend time getting permits so we could replace
the exterior doors on our house. We also finally got a tv. Since
we're not here that often, we aren't getting cable. However, I got an
Over-the-Air antenna and was amazed at the HD reception I got for the
broadcast stations with digital tv. Gotta love getting free tv,
except for the commercials.

Thursday, April 29

DC Metro Jerk of the Week

This "winner" must have paid for three fares on DC's Metro subway system, because he is taking up three seats on a crowded car. He was sleeping like a baby while the handicapped and old people were forced to stand. He wins the prize for DC Metro Jerk of the Week. The prize is public humiliation.

Monday, April 26

The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #238


First he invents the wheel... then fire... Now he's just showing off.

The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #238. Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Click on the link above to enter.

Sunday, April 25

Our Front Garden

Last weekend, we fixed up our garden in front of our house.  I should have taken some "before" pictures, because the difference is considerable.  It is always a risk to plant flowers prior to Mother's Day, since we have had flowers stolen out of our garden and we believe they ended up being someone's gift to their Mom.  Anyway, we decided to risk it again.




*I took these with my iPhone, so they aren't the best quality.  You can do the double clicky thing to make the pictures a bit bigger.

Virtual Run from DC to FL--Update #14


This is another update on my progress doing a virtual run from our home in DC to our new vacation home in Punta Gorda, Fl. It is a distance of about 1,003 miles.  


Today, I ran about 10 miles--from my house, down to the National Mall (past the National Earth Day Concert), down to the Lincoln Memorial, over to Georgetown, across the bridge to Rosslyn, down the Potomac to the 14th Street Bridge, over the bridge to the Jefferson Memorial, back up to the Mall and back home. The total distance is more than 11.5 miles, but I got pooped and walked the last mile and a half. I only count running time.

Total Distance Run This Week: 20 miles


Total Distance Run in 2010: 327.5 miles

Total Run Time: 45 hours 15 minutes

My Virtual Distance to Punta Gorda: 675.5 miles

PUSH UPS

Goal for the year: 10,000

Total Push Ups This Week: 140


Total Push Ups in 2010: 2,401

Saturday, April 24

The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #237


It's a wonderful talent, but you really should see a doctor.

The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #237. Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Click on the link above to enter.

Wednesday, April 21

Do I Smell Fish?

Just in case you were wonder, according to the Web site, http://www.abevigoda.com/, TV star Abe Vigoda is, as of this writing, still alive.  Mr. Vigoda played the character "Fish" on the 1970s sitcom, Barney Miller.  He seemed close to death at the time that show was filmed, but here it is 2010 and he is apparently still living.  God bless medical science. 

The Abe Vigoda Web site advises that you refresh the page to get Mr. Vigoda's latest status.  The site also features a link to the the song, Abe Vigoda's Dead (The Premortem Mix).

Sunday, April 18

Virtual Run from DC to FL--Update #13


This is another update on my progress doing a virtual run from our home in DC to our new vacation home in Punta Gorda, Fl. It is a distance of about 1,003 miles. It has been 3 weeks since my last update.

Total Distance Run Week 1: 15 miles


Total Distance Run Week 2: 24 miles

Total Distance Run Week 3: 19.5 miles

Total Distance Run in 2010: 307.5 miles

Total Run Time: 42 hours 11 minutes

My Virtual Distance to Punta Gorda: 695.5 miles

PUSH UPS

Goal for the year: 10,000

Total Push Ups Week 1: 120


Total Push Ups Week 2: 145

Total Push Ups Week 3: 170

Total Push Ups in 2010: 2,261

Friday, April 16

Taking In a Nats Game

Shane and I watched the Washington Nationals take on the Milwaukee Brewers at Nationals Park Friday Night. It was not the best weather for a baseball game. It sprinkled on and off for most of the game with rain coming down fairly hard a few times. We had our trusty umbrellas though, and it never got so bad that they delayed the game. It was a really good game. The lead went back and forth several times, but the Nats pulled off a miracle in the bottom of the 8th inning and won 5 to 3. We had a great time!

Sneezing Baby Panda -- Try Not to Laugh

Thursday, April 15

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #236


If you goo goo gajoob once more, I'm outta here!

The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #236. Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Click on the link above to enter.

Sunday, April 11

Running the Cherry Blossom 10-Miler

I ran the Cherry Blossom 10-Miler this morning.  It was a beautiful morning to run, although most of the cherry blossoms are history.  The weather was perfect--sunny and temps in the low 60s.   I ran the race as hard as I could, since I was determined to break 80 minutes.

My clock time was 83 minutes and 48 seconds, but my net time (time from start to finish line) was 79 minutes and 35 seconds!!!  That is a sub-8 minute mile (7:58 average) for a 10 mile race.  If I could do that for a marathon, I'd qualify to run the Boston Marathon.  There is no way I could now run that pace for 16.2 more miles.  I was dying at the end today.

The best thing about running these races is beating much younger and much more fit looking men.  Of the 6,881 men that finished the race, I came in 1,945th.  I was 174th (out of 628) in my age category (Men aged 45-49).  I love looking at the results and seeing men half my age in my dust.

Of course, the opposite is also true.  For instance, the man that won the 70-74 age division, who is 70 years old, beat me by more than 8 minutes.  And there were a large number of ladies that trounced my time also.  However, I choose to focus on the men younger than myself that I beat.

Check back in a few days for photos.

Wednesday, April 7

Hurricane Threat to Our New House Increased

We recently closed on a house in Punta Gorda, FL, which is located on the Gulf Coast.  The house we purchased was damaged by Hurricane Charley in 2004, and today the Colorado State University hurricane forecasting team predicted an above-average eight storms, four of them major, for the 2010 hurricane season.  It would be just our luck to work like dogs to fix up this cute little house and then have a Category 5 roll on in.   Luckily, we have insurance.

Monday, April 5

5 on the Fifth--Cherry Blossoms



This is an idea from State of the Nation UK -- taking five photos on the fifth of the month and share them with the world.  The theme this time around was Spring, so what better subject to depict Springtime in Washington DC than the world-famous Japanese cherry blossoms. So here they are!









New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #235

Alls I remember is that the Perp started in 5th position
and then did an amazing grand jeté.

The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #235. Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Click on the link above to enter.

Sunday, April 4

The End of Eating No Sweets -- Praise Jeebus


I am so happy it is finally Easter. I did not eat sweets for Lent. It was not a religious thing, I just wanted to basically see if I could actually give up sweets. I ate no candy, donuts, ice cream, soda, or anything that could be considered a sweet. I missed them terribly. I lost about 5 pounds, in the 46 days of Lent, but I am very happy it is over.

I woke up this morning at about 1:30 because I had to go to the bathroom, but after checking the time, I ate my first piece of chocolate I had in weeks, which I had placed on my nightstand. Upon returning to bed, I also devoured a handful of jelly beans. I fell asleep again with a slight sugar buzz.

Today, I have been eating quite a bit of candy and junk... Donut holes, Twizzlers, chocolate bunnies, soda, cake, etc. I'm a little nauseous at the moment. Where's the ice cream?

Thursday, April 1

Stars "Give A Damn!" About Hate Crimes

From Joe. My. God.'s Blog:
True Blood star Anna Paquin comes out as bisexual in this star-studded plea against hate crimes created by Cyndi Lauper's True Colors Fund. The campaign's website, We Give A Damn, is down at the moment, doubtlessly due to gossip sites freaking out over Paquin's unanticipated revelation.

Tuesday, March 30

So What, Who Cares?

Shane immitated the guy from Saturday Night Live (Fred Armisen) who immitates Joy Behar and had us both giggling like school girls last night. This clip shows the real thing and the immitator.

Monday, March 29

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #234

So you think it's my fault because I named you Anna Rexia!

The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #234. Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Click on the link above to enter.

Sunday, March 28

Virtual Run from DC to Punta Gorda--Update #12


This is another update on my progress doing a virtual run from our home in DC to our new vacation home in Punta Gorda, Fl. It is a distance of about 1,003 miles.

I have been having problems with my neck. I have an appointment with an acupuncturist tomorrow. I've never gone to an acupuncturist before, but it should be interesting.

Total Distance Run This Week: 20.5 miles

Total Distance Run in 2010: 249 miles

Total Run Time: 34 hours 20 minutes

My Virtual Distance to Punta Gorda: 754 miles

PUSH UPS

Goal for the year: 10,000

Total Push Ups this Week: 150

Total Push Ups in 2010: 1,826

Thursday, March 25

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #233


Looky Sonny, you have to shift your dadburn paradiagm.

The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #233. Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Click on the link above to enter.