You better hurry... This kinda bargain won't last long!
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Can't beat that view though.
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It's just that much less grass to mow.
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The bad news is that the previous owners claims it's haunted.
These are my ideas for my submission for the the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #277. Let me know if you like any of them or if you come up with a caption too! They all can't all be winners.
