Did you ever hear of knocking before entering a room?
I just want my kitty back.
Dad is going to love his homemade wallet!
Look up on Wiki and find out where's his doodie winkle.
Miss Jones, do you know how to perform mouth-to-mouth?
Rubbing his belly just puts him to sleep? I don't get any wishes?
The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #244. I wrote a few captions. Are any of them contest-worthy (i.e. not funny enough to win)? Let me know if you come up with any captions too.
