Accounting just isn't going to approve buying 20 tons of sand.
No running! No horseplay! Final warning!
Ergonomic said this type of chair would fix my neck pain, but every
time I reach for the phone, I fall on my ass. Now that's your job.
These are my captions for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #249. Use comments to suggest other captions or, you know, to make a comment.
