Massage therapists sue Brett Favre for sexual harassment. It's just a hunch, but a lawsuit probably isn't the "happy ending" he was seeking. --@TheCajunBoy
Why the hell does the color of my parachute matter?
This is my submission for the the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #270. Let me know if you come up with a caption too! Does anyone actually get this joke? Trust me, if you did, it would be hilarious (or at least slightly humorous).