New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #242

The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #242. This week, instead of 15 captions (like last week), I thought I would post my top five captions. Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Which one (if any) should I enter into the contest? Click on the link above to enter.

1. Vestless is as casual as I like to dress.

2. You IRS guys are relentless!

3. I'm not a shark... I'm actually a man in a gray suit.

4. The Armani Beach is about a mile south of here.

5. It boss out there Hugo!