Tuesday, May 11

SNL Announces Next Season's Hosts

With the amazing success of 88-year-old Betty White hosting the recent episode of Saturday Night Live, the show, which likes to stick to a winning formula, has already announced a number of hosts for next season.

Obviously Carol Burnett was being considered since there was a new Facebood campaign, but the producer deemed her much too young and hip for the show. Producer Lorne Michaels stated Ms. Burnett might be ready to host in 8 to 10 more years.

Here are next year's hosts for the first 10 shows, if they are still alive by their air date. You might notice the new minimum age to host is 85.
Princess Zsa Zsa Gabor

Carol Channing

Doris Day

Jean Stapleton

Rose Marie

Lauren Bacall

Elaine Stritch

Phyllis Diller

News Legend Helen Thomas

and
Titantic Star Gloria Stuart

4 comments:

Stephen said...

Inspired choices, all...& the right demographic for SNL!

Br. Jonathan said...

Awww! I want Phyllis Diller!

Anyone who says, "I've had so many plastic surgeries, when I smile, my ankles cross" should be hosting. Definitely.

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure Phyllis Diller died.

Anonymous said...

You guys spelled Titanic wrong!