New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #276

How long before this Stockholm Syndrome starts to kick in?

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I'm willing to work with you on your commitment issues Clive.

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Jesus Christ! You can't have to pee again!

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If you ask for that Blackberry one more time, I'm going to shove it up your ass.

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You ALL can't be gay.  

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After the amazing rope escape trick, perhaps you'll make your sausage disappear.

These are my ideas for my submission for the the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #276.  Let me know if you like any of them or if you come up with a caption too!