Thursday, February 24

New Bedroom Set Decisions Decisions



Shane and I went furnisher shopping in Florida today.  We need to get a bedroom set for our guest bedroom in the Florida house.  We're having a bit of a disagreement about which set to get.  Shane wants that boring white set while I think the luxurious dark set is perfect.  Actually, we both hate the dark set.  We came around the corner and saw it and both our jaws dropped at it ugliness.  We are thinking about the white set though.

Wednesday, February 23

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #276


How long before this Stockholm Syndrome starts to kick in?

or

I'm willing to work with you on your commitment issues Clive.

or

Jesus Christ! You can't have to pee again!

or

If you ask for that Blackberry one more time, I'm going to shove it up your ass.

or

You ALL can't be gay.  

or

After the amazing rope escape trick, perhaps you'll make your sausage disappear.


These are my ideas for my submission for the the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #276.  Let me know if you like any of them or if you come up with a caption too!

Tuesday, February 22

Foggy Day at the Beach

This wasn't taken at night.  This was at about 1 p.m. today at the beach in Florida.  It was foggy at the house when I woke up, but the fog burned off by mid-morning.  So, I went to the beach.  It was foggy at the beach when I got there, but I figured it would soon burn off.  It did clear up somewhat by 3 p.m., but it seemed to get worse again by 3:30.  It was not a great day at the beach, but I was at the beach and not at work... So... It was a good day.  Compare this photo to the clear days posted a few days ago.  It was foggy.  However, it didn't prevent me from getting a sunburn on my face.

Monday, February 21

Where In the World is Shane?


Shane is traveling on business... again, and here are two views out his 30th floor hotel window.  Can you guess where he is?  Here's a hint; he ain't in Kansas.

Sunday, February 20

Back at the Beach

This was my day, and I plan on a rerun tomorrow.

Saturday, February 19

My Week In Florida Begins

I arrived in Florida today to perfect weather, and it is supposed to stay beautiful all week.  Shane has to go on a business trip, but is meeting me down here later in the week.

Don't be jealous, but here's the forecast for the week in Punta Gorda:


Sun
Feb 20
Sunny
Sunny
82°
54°
0%

82°F
Mon
Feb 21
Sunny
Sunny
82°
57°
0%

82°F
Tue
Feb 22
Partly Cloudy
Partly Cloudy
81°
55°
0%

81°F
Wed
Feb 23
Mostly Sunny
Mostly Sunny
83°
54°
10%

83°F
Thu
Feb 24
Sunny
Sunny
82°
56°
0%

82°F
Fri
Feb 25
Sunny
Sunny
82°
54°
0%

82°F
Sat
Feb 26
Partly Cloudy
Partly Cloudy
80°
55°
10%

80°F

Friday, February 18

Elaine Comes Over and Goes Ape


Our friend, Elaine, came over tonight and we celebrated Valentine's Day.  We went out for Indian food and it had an odd effect on Elaine.  This may look silly, but we nearly had strokes laughing about this.  It takes so little to amuse some of us.

Thursday, February 17

Dr. Weil's 5 Reasons to Drink Green Tea

I have been drinking green tea at work like crazy lately.  I like it without any sugar or sweetner of any sort.  It is very relaxing.  It also has another effect that other warm liquids seems to have in that it triggers a certain need to go to the bathroom.  Sorry... TMI.  Anyway, Dr. Weil just tweeted the 5 reasons to drink green tea, so I swiped them and printed it below.  It is from his blog. BTW, my green tea is decaf.  

5 Reasons to Drink Green Tea



Looking for a simple resolution to improve your overall health? Start drinking green tea. My beverage of choice, green tea is a potent source of catechins - healthy antioxidants that can inhibit cancer cell activity and help boost immunity. Need more reasons to drink green tea? It can also:
  1. Lower cholesterol levels and rates of heart disease
  2. Help protect against bacterial infections
  3. Promote joint health and stronger bones
  4. Reduce inflammation
  5. Enhance the effects of antibiotics, even against drug-resistant bacteria and “superbugs”
Green tea is available in a wide range of varieties - introduce yourself by substituting a cup of green tea for a cup of coffee and you will soon be enjoying the health benefits of this delicious beverage! Learn to appreciate the subtle fragrance of good-quality green tea and use tea time to unwind, meditate and take respite from your stress du jour.
This is my gay birds teacup. 

Wednesday, February 16

Where In the World Is Shane?



I don't think this one will be too difficult to get.  It was just a train ride from here and he went and returned in the same day.  It's New York City.  We were just there this past weekend, but Shane had to go back today for the day.

Tuesday, February 15

Monday, February 14

Valentine Dinner at Home--Happy VD!





This is how we celebrated VD.  Shane cooked and I cleaned up.  The menu included a boneless pork chop, baked potato and steamed green beans.  We drank a bottle of Starmont cabernet sauvignon (2007).  Dessert was chocolate ice cream.  We love sitting in the the bay window and Maude always joins us.  It was a nice evening. Hope you had a good VD too.

Sunday, February 13

I Love Me Some Mama Cass



As Sammy says, "You all know the most fantastic lady of the now sound." Born Ellen Cohen in Baltimore, MD, she grew up outside of Washington, DC, in Alexandria, VA, where she renamed herself Cass.  I love me some Mama.   

Saturday, February 12

We See Spider-Man--Turn Off the Dark

Shane and I went to see Spider-Man today and it is not as bad as recent critics would have you believe. It wasn't the greatest show either, but it was not boring.

If you are a kid expecting non-stop action, you may be dissapointed.  It is a musical after all and they stop the action for a U2ish song every once in a while. There were lots of restless kids in the crowd  making lots of noise--mostly from eating and drinking during love songs.

What I did like was the staging. I sat in the front row of the lowest balcony, aka The Flying Circle. Several times during the show Spidey would fly across the orchestra seats and land on a platform about 6 feet away. That was pretty impressive. The sets were pretty amazing. One especially amazing one was a horizontal skyscraper showing the street below as if the audience was hanging out the window. It was worth seeing the show just for the visual effects. I assume that is the work of the director, Julie Taymor.

A few of the songs were fairly good. You could easily recognize they were Bono and The Edge songs a mile away. They often started with the familiar U2 intro. Although, one of the best musical moments in the show is the Green Goblin singing "I'll Take Manhattan," not a U2 song. I won't be buying the soundtrack.

The show is too long and the story ends with a whimper when it should have some sort of twist or surprise. The story could be much better.  There is not even a point when Mary Jane learns of Spider-Man's identity. The first act is much better than the second.

I wouldn't see it again, but I'm glad I saw it. I'm glad I had the seat I had--it was a great seat. Shane sat in a side box and he also liked his view. I was worried whether he was going to like the show, buy i think he liked it more than i did.  If you go, don't get a rear orchestra seat or you'll miss a lot of the action. I would recommend the Flying Circle, side boxes, or front center orchestra--in that order.

Elaine's Doesn't Serve Lunch

We are in NYC for the day and Shane wanted to take a cab up town so we
could eat at Elaine's. Perhaps he should have done more research, as
Elaine's is not open for lunch. He and my two nieces, Megan and
Nicole, can't hide their disappointment.

Friday, February 11

Lunch with Mom in Havre de Grace

I had the day off today, so I took the train north last night to visit my mom. I took her to the Tidewater Grill on the river in Havre de Grace, MD. This shot was the view from our table. We both had crabcake sandwiches. It was good! Those are real geese. Shane is coming up and we're driving up to New York City to see Spider-Man on Saturday.

Thursday, February 10

The Human Centipede--Yes, I Really Watched This

I'm not proud that I watched this movie, but it was available for free on Netflix, so... what the hay. It was the only film I've seen available on Netflix that had a one star rating. It is such a ridiculous film that it is hard to really not laugh at it. The movie is chocked full of cliches... the trampy girls whose car breaks down outside the evil doctor's home... the evil laugh of the crazy doctor at the suggestion he is crazy... the Japanese man who regrets that he can't hold in his BM when the girl surgically attached to ass is forced to eat the result... all that sort of thing. It was a train wreck I had to see.

Wednesday, February 9

Don't Look for Me on Jeopardy

I love trivia.  I play Qrank everyday and have been known to enjoy a game of Trivial Pursuit.  It should come as no surprise that I like to watch the occasional episode of Jeopardy.

Several weeks ago, Jeopardy promoted that you could try out for the show by taking the contestant test online.  I thought, "what the heck."  So, I signed up and took the test last night.

It consisted of 50 questions in which you had to type in the answer within 15 seconds, including reading the question.  I'm not expecting a call to try out for the show.  I did horribly.  I'm not sure how many questions I got right, but it wasn't that many--maybe 20.  It was hard.

I had seen the movie, District 9, but I couldn't remember the country in Africa where it took place.  It was South Africa.  I am very familiar with the choreographer of Chicago and subject of All that Jazz, but couldn't think of his name in 15 seconds--Bob Fosse.  Some of the stuff they asked, I just had no idea.  If they asked about TV sitcoms, I might have had a chance.  So much for my dream of being the next Ken Jennings.

Tuesday, February 8

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #275

Stop that bangin' or that will be the only bangin' you'll be doing!  

This is my submission for the the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #275.  Let me know if you come up with a caption too! 


Monday, February 7

Breakfast for Dinner Undoes Gym Workout


I love pancakes!  The lighting in the restaurant don't make them look as delicious as they were.  They were delicious!  The scrambled eggs and hash browns also were delish!  We ate at Ted's Bulletin on 8th Street, SE.  It's sort of a diner.  Shane had a burger of course.  Food is good, but the place is loud.  I went to the gym and ran 3 miles today too--a lot of good that did.

Sunday, February 6

Super Shredder Sunday

Shane and I spent most of the day... I'm talking HOURS... going
through our files and getting rid of old papers. We bought a new
shredder yesterday and gave it quite a workout. We have generated six
large garbage bags of shredded trash--I'm talking big black Super
thick trash bags. The Super Bowl is on this evening, but on Super
Shredder Sunday, we get rid of some of our clutter. Shane just found
another pile to go through. Woo Hoo!!!