My Chinese Fortune Cookie Fortune

SNL Sketch: Liza Turns Off a Lamp

I thought this was funny.

Family Portrait

Mom, Gary, Kathleen, and me on Easter 1969. 

Help Finance a New Gay Rights Documentary

Film maker Ryan James Yezak is raising money to finance his documentary, Second Class Citizens, about the gay rights movement. This is a preview of his work so far. If you would like, you can contribute to making the film financially, but it looks like they already have exceeded their goal of $50,000. Click here to find out how to get such perks as a DVD of the film, a film poster, or having the director come to your home to host a screening of the film and doing a Q&A with your guests.

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #319

Get your ears checked.  I said you were a nice asp!

This is my idea for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #319. Too obvious? Let me know if you have any ideas for a caption too. 

A Walk Around the DC Waterfront

Me and the birds on Hains Point.

Shane walking near the gulls.

We are considering selling our house and buying a small condo near DC's Southwest Waterfront, so we went to a couple open houses this afternoon. Afterwards, we went for a walk around the harbor even though it was quite chilly today. It actually was very nice walking the one way, but the wind was in our face on the way back and we had frozen face when by the time we got back to thc car.

Hulu Plus Versus Netflix--And the Winner Is...

When Netflix raised its prices last summer I was pissed and promptly canceled my membership. I showed them.

Since then, I tried out Hulu Plus.  It also provides movies and TV programing streaming on the Internet, which I can watch on my television with the help of my Roku machine.

I have to say that I wasn't all that happy with the Hulu. The programming was OK, but the big problem is the ads. You are forced to watch commercials every few minutes, often the same commercials over and over. It gets old.

Since they are the same price ($7.99) for their streaming service, today I re-signed up for Netflix (no commercials). I can forgive and forget. I am not getting the DVDs in the mail; just the streaming movies and TV.  We've spent most of the day watching stuff on Netflix. So far so good. They have the first season of Louie. It is hilarious. We also watched Breakfast at Tiffany's.  Both Shane and I recently read the novella. It was interesting to see the differences in the movie and the book.

Lip-Synching Showtunes: This Guy Is Brilliant!

This Guy Needs to Work On Facial Expressions

My niece, Kelly, sent me the link to this on Facebook with the note that she thought I might like it. She knows me pretty well.

Cat Video: Maude Attacks Her Catnip Mouse

This is Maude playing with the catnip mouse she got for Christmas. You might notice that although this is as energetic as Maude gets, she lays down throughout. Also, the light on the iPhone causes Maude's eyes to turn into Devil Eyes. Though she has Devil Eyes, she really is sweet. The catnip makes her crazy though.

Little Danger of Dying from Running Marathons

Both Shane and my Mom are always worried that I will drop dead as a result of running marathons. It didn't help that two people died the day I ran the Philadelphia Marathon -- one at the end of the marathon and one at the end of the half marathon. Finally, here is some evidence that it really isn't that dangerous. 

In an article by Kristina Fiore published today at MedPage Today, she argues there isn't that much danger. Here is an excerpt.

Despite well-publicized stories of people dropping dead during or after running a marathon, the race isn't all that risky, researchers found. 

Among nearly 11 million marathoners and half-marathoners, only 59 went into cardiac arrest during a race, for an incidence rate of just 0.54 per 100,000 participants, Aaron Baggish, MD, of Massachusetts General Hospital, and colleagues reported in the New England Journal of Medicine. 

"Event rates among marathon and half-marathon runners are relatively low, as compared with other athletic populations, including collegiate athletes, triathlon participants, and previously healthy middle-aged joggers," they wrote. 

Men, however, were more likely to have an event than women, they noted. 

Shane wanted me to add that he does not believe it.

Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop Arrested

The former Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, who legally changed is name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, 30, was arrested Sunday for marijuana possession and a wielding a knife in a Madison, WI, park. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was also arrested last April for possessing a handgun in another Madison park. Do not ask this man for advice. I'm guessing he may not have the best judgement skills out there. This assumption is soley based on his hairdoo.

"Shades of Purple" by Bye June with Hand Shadows

I saw this one on Joe. My. God. blog today. It is pretty awesome.

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #318

I hate my job, but I love the fresh, giant omlettes.  

This is my idea for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #318. Let me know if you have any ideas for a caption too.

Riding the New York Subway Without Pants

It's like commuting, but without the pants. Straphangers throughout New York City nonchalantly stripped to their underwear from the waist down Sunday afternoon as part of a global practical joke coordinated by prankster outfit Improv Everywhere.

To participate in the 11th annual No Pants Subway Ride, the only requirements were people had to be “willing to take pants off on subway” and “able to keep a straight face about it," organizers said in a post on their website.

To maintain the surreal atmosphere, the pantsless commuters were instructed to chat, read and listen to music like they normally would have if clothed.

Dozens of other cities, including London, Washington and Mexico City, were also slated to strip off their pants on public transit today, organizers said. More than 6,300 people had accepted a Facebook invitation to participate in the event by 3 p.m. Sunday.

Below is the story about the pantless on the DC subway. I would have gone somewhere on the subway today if I knew.

No Pants Metro Ride: MyFoxDC.com

Another Reason I Won't Be Bungee Jumping

I love the part where the company says they have replaced the faulty cord and insist that the jumps are safe.  I'll pass.

Running from Capitol Hill to Maryland

That is a really bad angle for my neck.

In preparation for running the Miami Marathon 3 weeks from tomorrow, I did my last long run today. I ran from my house on Capitol Hill, down to the National Mall, across to Georgetown, and up the Capital Crescent Trail to Maryland. It is 9 miles each way for a total of 18 miles.

It is hard to believe it was less than a month and a half ago that I ran the Philadelphia Marathon. I think I'll be able to do it, but it will much slower than Philly. It was a beautiful day today to run.. Sunny and in the low 60s.

Our Amaryllis Is Underway

My Mom got us an amaryllis bulb for Christmas and we planted it a few days ago and it is already growing. There was a little green when we took the bulb out of the box, but it has gotten a couple inches longer. I hope it straightens up. Below is what it should look like in 6 to 10 weeks, but with a different pot.

Idina Menzel Sings "Nobody's Side" from Chess

This is one of Shane's favorite. We have it on DVD and watch it often. Josh Groban co-stars... he can sing great, but his acting skills are not so great.