Crazy eHarmony Cat Lady Seeks a Mate to Marry

I assume since this was made for eHarmony, this is a straight person who is looking to find a man willing to marry her (who I would assume also likes cats). Sadly, they will be able to marry anywhere in the United States (presumably with a kitty ring bearer) and it will be recognized Federally. This crazy girl who can't speak for 2 minutes without making a fool of herself over cats may find some idiot willing to overlook her annoying voice and obvious mental disorder to join her in holy matrimony where she will be able to file taxes jointly, inherit her husband's Social Security benefits, and countless other perks of Federal legal marriage. Does that seem right?