The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #241. This week, instead of just one caption, I thought I would post a bunch of captions. Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Which one (if any) should I enter into the contest? Click on the link above to enter.
1. And you thought the polar bear was a ridiculous plot twist.
2. Let's face it--this island was way too small for 48 people anyway.
3. But we both agreed having a pet was too much responsibility.
4. Mother told me marrying a shark dentist would get me nowhere.
5. I'm sure this situation would make an interesting allegory, Betty, but that's not my concern right now.
6. He doesn't seem to like to eat girls.
7. Larry, he may be a killing machine, but he's my killing machine!
8. I realize he's a shark, Larry, but he's also my accountant and a damn good one!
9. On the bright side, at least we don't have to worry about the tiger killing us anymore.
10. I think it's safe now Larry. Eating the lower half of your body seemed to fill him up.
11. Sorry Larry. They call it Survivor for a reason.
12. I told you a million times not to make fun of Sharky's overbite.
13. Things took a curious turn for the worse on final episode of Gilligan's Island.
14. Do I smell chum on your breath?
15. Larry, why don't you tell the shark about the one that got away?
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