Thursday, April 30

Top 10 New Names for Swine Flu


The Government doesn't like the ring of the name, "Swine Flu." It gives a bad name to pigs and pork products. They suggest renaming it H1N1. That just won't catch on I'm sure. Below are my top 10 suggestions for new names for the Swine Flu.

10. Fox News Fever
9. Porky Plague
8. The Population Deploder
7. R2D2/CP30
6. OK to Eat Pork Flu
5. 1918 Revisited
4. Obama’s Outbreak
3. La Epidemica de Porko
2. The Gay Marriage Scourge
1. The Disease We Dare Not to Speak It's Name

Let me know if you have any suggestions.

1 comment:

wcs said...

Limbaugh's Disease.

I get sick just thinking about it.