Style Invitational Week 810 -- Homosexual Horse Breeding

This week's Washington Post Style Invitational is their annual contest to take two of the names of 100 of the horses eligible for the Triple Crown and come up with the name of their offspring. As in real life, the names cannot be longer than 18 characters, including spaces. Most of these horses are boys, but that is beside the point. It doesn't have to be a boy and a girl horse for the contest's sake. This is a progressive newspaper after all.

Here's the example they give: Giant Oak x Gluteus Maximus = Heck of a Trunk

Below is the list of the 100 Horse names. Click on the link above to enter. They ask that you limit your entries to 25 and double space. Please feel free to share any ideas you have here. Below are a few of my ideas -- Notice a pattern on most of these?

* Fast Draw x El Rapido = Premature Finisher
* Boyhood Dream x Mr. Fantasy = Dateline Special
* Gluteus Maximus x More than Willing = Bent Over
* Gluteus Maximus x Oil Man = Packing the Lube
* Gluteus Maximus x Stayonit = Saddle Sore
* Antitrust x Lyin Heart = Madoff with My Doe
* Old Fashioned x Red Wine = Bad Hangover
* Sullenburger x Empire State = Happy Landings

Abound
Action in May
Advice
Affirmatif
All the Bases
Andiron
Antitrust
Baryshnikov
Beethoven
Big Drama
Boyhood Dream
Bridging
Bunker Hill
Buzzin and Dreamin
Century Gold
Charitable Man
Checklist
Chocolate Candy
Clicker
Coffee Bar
Cribnote
Danger to Society
Desert Party
Dream Now
Driving Snow
Dunkirk
El Rapido
Empire State
Everyday Heroes
Fast Draw
Flat Out
Giant Oak
Gluteus Maximus
Gone Astray
Hello Broadway
Hold Me Back
I Want Revenge
Ice Road
Il Postino
In the Juice
Jack Spratt
Just Ben
Life Goes On
Logic
Lookn Mighty Fast
Lyin' Heart
Map of the World
Marquee Event
More Than Willing
Mr. Fantasy
National Monument
New York Baby
Nowhere to Hide
Oil Man
Old Fashioned
Omniscient
Parade Clown
Party Hard
Pauper's Prize
Pedestal
Pitched Perfectly
Platinum Van
Poltergeist
Precious Package
Presto Change O
Quarter Given
Red Spider
Red Wine
Remember Mike
Rendezvous
Retap
Right One
Right of Way
Rocket to the Moon
Rue
Sea Level
Shafted
Silver City
Sir Phenomenal
Skipadate
Sneak Peek
Snowmaster
Stayonit
Street Car
Sullenberger
Sumo
Sunday Sunrise
Sweat Shop
The Big Dunkin
They're Late
Tiz True
Tone It Down
Total Gentleman
Unionize
Wall Street Wonder
Wat
West Side Bernie
Wild Entry
Wise Kid
Zither Song