Shane Goes to Tacoma's Glass Museum

Mitch Block guessed where in the world Shane was (Tacoma, Washington), and also suggested while there, he should go visit the Glass Museum.  He added he didn't know of anything else to do there.  Well, that's just what Shane did.  He also heard that it was about the only thing to do in Tacoma.  So he went.

Shane sent me the following photos from his visit.  The first shows the rainy outside of the building and the next two are of the making of a bowl.  He must have been impressed as he said he also bought some glass at a nearby shop.

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #289

Although you're mythical, you need to start believing in yourself. 

This is my idea for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #289.  Let me know if you have any ideas for a caption too.  

Where In the World Is Shane Now?

Shane is on the road again, so he has sent me another photo taken out his hotel room window.  Any ideas where poor Shane had to go this time?  Need a hint?  It was bad enough Shane had to endure a long plane ride in a middle seat.  He should just be glad he wasn't visiting in 1940 when it got a bit windy on a certain bridge.  Too easy?

My Review of The Illusionist

Last night we watched the 2010 animated film, The Illusionist, by French film-maker Sylvain Chomet, who also made 2003 animated film, The Triplets of Belleville. Shane and I loved The Triplets of Belleville, and when we saw the reviews last year for The Illusionist, I immediately put it on my Netflix queue.

The Illusionist is based on a script by Jacques Tati written in 1956. Tati was a famous French comedic actor and director from the 50s and 60s. He is apparently considered a genius.

The Illusionist takes place in the 50s and is about a magician who finds it difficult to find work in France, so he travels to England and Scotland to find jobs. While on one of these jobs he befriends a young lady who follows him to his next job, and he takes the girl under his wing. He buys things for her and ends up having to find extra jobs to support this girl.

This is very little dialogue in this film, similarly to the The Triplets of Belleville.  However, I have to say this story was not as interesting.  The film is full of oddball characters, but I found myself dozing off at points.  It was actually kind of depressing.  All this illusionist could make disappear was my consciousness.  I do have to say, however, the trailer (below) makes it look good.

Both Elaine Stritch and I Are Still Here

So much for Judgement Day and the end of the world. Sorry faithful religious nuts. We're still here and Jebus still hasn't swept you away to Heaven. At least you can enjoy the great Elaine Stritch belt out "I'm Still Here" from Stephen Sondheim's Follies.

Friday Night Cocktails-Red Currant Diep 9 Genever

Tonight we went out to dinner at Jordan's 8 on 8th Street in  Southeast DC.  I had the grilled salmon and Shane had a filet mignon.  It was very tasty, but we did not have a cocktail with dinner.  Shane had a glass of wine and I had a beer.

However, after dinner, we stopped in at the nearby liquor store to buy lottery tickets and there was a lovely young lady in there providing free samples of cocktails.  The first and best of these was the red currant flavor of the Diep 9 Genever.  We also tried the passion fruit and the apple flavors.  Other flavors include chocolate, vanilla, and peaches & apricot

Genever (pronounced juh-nee-ver) has been Belgium's national spirit for more than 500 years.  According to their website, Diep 9 Genever is "handcrafted from the finest grains and all natural ingredients in Belgium's smallest grain distillery.  Each batch is infused with 9 botanicals, pure juice, or all-natural cream for a fresh taste and ultra smooth finish." BTW, it is 40 proof (20 percent alcohol).

We bought the red currant ($25) and it came with two shot glasses.  You don't down it like a shot, though.  It is meant to be sipped.  I do have to say it is delicious.  There are also mix recipes available on their website.

Tweet of the Day-Megan Amram On the Raputure

So excited for tomorrow! In my family, we open our presents the night before the Rapture!!  @meganamram

"Postal Worker FAIL" from Failblog.org

I'm sorry, but this made me laugh. I really hope this guy didn't die.

Newt Gets Glittered at MN Family Council Event

The Minnesota Family Council is the anti-gay group pushing for the gay marriage ban in Minnesota. This guy is my hero.

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #288

With gunpowder up to $20 a pound, it is almost cheaper to drive.

or

Damn!  I have to pee again.

or

The tricky part is that it's my turn to stop and buy the donuts.

These are my ideas for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #288.  Let me know if you have any ideas for a caption too.  

Where In the World Is Shane?

Shane is on another trip, but he didn't tell me where he was going.  He just sent me this picture taken out his hotel window.  Does anyone have any idea where Shane has gone?  I know this was taken in mid-afternoon, but it looks rather dark.  The only other clue I have is that he said he was disappointed that he was going to miss Former Ambassador Jon Huntsman's scheduled visit on Friday (Shane is only staying one night).  Isn't Huntsman running for President? 

It's the End of the World as We Know It-May 21

Don't make any plans for next Sunday, because according to the Robert Fitzpatrick (above), it isn't going to come.   Fitzpatrick spent his life savings, more than $140,000, on bus and subway ads in the New York City area claiming the world will end just before 6 pm Eastern time, on Saturday, May 21.

The ads say, "Global Earthquake: The Greatest Ever!  Judgement Day May 21, 2011."  Fitzpatrick also wrote and self-published a book, The Doomsday Code, saying the Bible offers sure-fire proof.  He also has a website with lots more religious mumbo jumbo.

Basically, Fitzpatrick is claiming that there will be a giant earthquake that will leave the Earth uninhabitable.  Apparently, he is a follower of Harold Camping, a radio host who has been wrong before about his end-of-the-world predictions.  Fitzpatrick, a retired engineer, is betting big time Camping isn't wrong this time.

I, for one, will be relaxing on Saturday and, perhaps, enjoying a cocktail.

Maude Video: Bird Watching In Bed

We open the shade next to our bed each morning so Maude can watch the birds land on our neighbor's roof.  The birds are literally a few feet from her.  They have to notice the giant cat nearby, but must know they are safe since they seem to taunt her.

Maudie gets very excited and shivers, whips her tail, clicks, barks, and grunts.  This video is a mild example of this.  Of course when I get the camera out, she tones it down.

Shane worries that bird watching upsets her too much, but I think it gives her something exciting to do during the day.  And before anyone comments, yes, we finally removed the flannel sheets.  They were getting rather furry.

My Newt Post Is Gone-Who Hacked My Website?

Earlier this week (Wednesday), I posted this photo and a short essay with some links that was somewhat critical of Newt Gringrich.  Today, I logged on to see the post had been deleted.  Someone must not have liked me being critical of the Newt and his trampy wife.  I also noticed this exact photo was gone from the Internet.  I saw a similar photo, cropped differently, but not this shot.  Very strange.  Newt has great power.  I realize there was some problem with Blogger, but I still think it strange that only the Newt post is gone.  I shall strive to recreate it.

Newt Loves America (Unless It Gets Cancer)

It is almost too easy to pick on poor Newt Gingrich. There are so many reasons to hate him. He is probably a very intelligent person, but he has made some really horrible choices. Today, he had the audacity to announce he was running for the Office of the President of the United States.  

This is the man who believes that marriage should only be between one man and one woman, unless that woman happens to be racked with cancer.  In that case, it seems to be OK for marriage to be among a man and two or more women. Then he has the balls to criticize President Clinton for his immorality of having an affair.  Kettle, pot.  Pot, kettle. 

Newt's current wife... his third, was the result of an affair he was having on his second wife.  He blamed his affairs on his love for America.  I swear.  I'm not sure what is going on with his wife in the photo (above), but hypnosis may have something to do with all this. 

Click here to read all about his scandals and assholery.  

Friday Night Cocktail--Hawaiian Sea Breeze

This is a home-made cocktail.  The description from the recipe says it is similar to a Bay Breeze, only it is a short, not long, drink.  I don't know what that means.

It is fairly simple:  1 and 1/3 ounces vodka, 1 ounce of pineapple juice, and 1 ounce of cranberry juice.  Just combine them in a shaker with ice, shake, and strain into a cocktail glass.  It also says you should garnish it with a wedge of pineapple, but I didn't bother with it.

It's not bad, but not great.  Maybe it needed the pineapple wedge.

NPR Streams the "Book of Mormon" Soundtrack

National Public Radio (NPR) is streaming the audio to the hit Broadway show, The Book of Mormon, for free for a limited time.  How long of a limited time is anyone's guess.  Shane is taking me to New York for my birthday in August and already got tickets to see this show. 

Previous to releasing the soundtrack on NPR, the show was very limited to what they would release.  There were no video clips as far as I saw, which was unusual--just photos.  The word of mouth, however, was very positive.  It also got 14 Tony nominations recently, the most of any other show for the year. 

NPR warns the audio is filthy, but streams the total content uncensored.  The GOP is threatening to take away NPR's funding, but they aren't bowing to any pressure by restricting anything that may be controversial.  Case in point, listen to the fourth track on the album, "Casa Diga Eebowai," a funny parody of The Lion King's "Hakuna Matada." 

Also, if you are looking for the audio of the actual Book of Mormon, click here. 

Coincidentally, while I was up at my mom's on Mother's Day this past Sunday, two actual Mormons came to the door to promote the Book of Mormon--not the Broadway show.

Starbucks Happy Hour Gets Me In the Door



Photo from Starbucks' website.


There are at least two Starbucks within 100 yards of where I work.  I don't usually frequent Starbucks, since I don't like coffee.  However, my co-worker, Sara, coersed me into going over to get a Frappuccino®.  They have a special running through Sunday where Frappuccinos are half priced during Happy Hour (3 p.m to 5 p.m.). I ran home last night and ran at the gym today at lunch.  I thought I could afford a little treat, so I gave in. 

When we arrived, the line was very long.  But, we didn't let that stop us (though we considered walking across the street to the other Starbucks to see if the line was shorter.  I ordered the smallest size (a tall) Double Chocolaty Chip Frappuccino. 

They only had three people behind the counter--one taking orders and the other two frantically making a variety of Frappuccinos.  After a long wait and some prodding from Sara, we finally got our drinks. 

My 12 oz cup of chocolate milk with ice and chocolate bits covered in whipped cream and syrup was good, but I can't imagine paying full price for it ($3.75).  Half price was pushing it.  The size I had contained 290 calories, 13 grams of fat (including 7 grams of saturated), and 38 grams of sugar.  Totally not worth it.  If I'm going to consume some empty calories, I'd much rather go for the McDonalds' hot fudge sundae, which only cost $1.

The Daily Show Gives "Santorum" a Google Boost

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You have got to Google Santorum. I had no idea.  As Jon Stewart says, Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum probably would prefer you didn't Google his last name.

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #287

On second thought, my old proctologist wasn't so bad.

This is my idea for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #287.  Let me know if you have any ideas for a caption too.  

Happy Mother's Day Mom!

We went up to see mom for Mother's Day today.  She didn't want to go out to eat, so we ordered in some subs and spent the afternoon relaxing.  I got her a fern (her request) and a box of instant oatmeal with flaxseed.   This is her with her cat, Rudy, taken a few years ago.  She'll get mad at me for saying this, but that cat is evil.  She loves him though.  If I try to touch him, he'll draw blood.  I keep my distance.  Happy Mom's day!!

DC House Makeover--The Garden Clean-Up

I did a little work cleaning up and planting some flowers in outside our DC house today.  Here's the result.  I'm not finished.  I want to get more flowers and put down some mulch.  It is always risky putting in flowers before Mother's Day, since they have been know to vanish from the garden.  

BEFORE

AFTER

Friday Night Cocktail--Fusion Martini

Shane and I are eating at Fusion on 8th Street in South East DC.  It is a modern Asian restaurant. For a starter cocktail, I got the Fusion Martini.  It is made with Smirnoff Vodka, Peach Brandy, Peach Schnapps, and Cranberry Juice.  I'm not crazy about the short martini glass, but the drink is very good and definitely worth the $10.

Friday Night Cocktail is going to be a new feature each week on Running With Blue Sponge.

Don't Watch This if the F Word Offends You

Dorothy Loudon Sings "Broadway Baby" from 1984 ---- This Is How You Do It

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #286

Sorry Bob, but I can't do lunch today.  I'm drowning in paperwork.

This is my idea for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #286.  I know this caption seems obvious, but it is all I got.  Let me know if you have any ideas for a caption too.  

Florida House Update--The Outside Makeover

Before

This is what our house in Florida looked like when we bought it about a year ago.

After

This is what it looked like this past weekend.  Below are some more photos to show the work we've done... OK... the work we've had done.  Double click on the photos to see the high-resolution, bigger photo.

Happy Anniversary to Us!!!

Today is our anniversary.  It was 13 years ago today that Shane and I first got together.  We are going out to dinner to celebrate.  We are eating Italian and there will be plenty of wine flowing.  It is kind of a sad occasion, because I figure now we only have about 60 more years together.  Love you Shane!

Presenting Alfred Hitchcock's The Lovebugs

We just got back from Florida where there is currently an infestation of "lovebugs."  There are swarms and swarms of these little bugs paired off and copulating.  I took a video of them out the backdoor of our house in Florida.  I ran outside today and ate a few of them during the run.  They are everywhere right now.  Everywhere.

WTF Happened to Our Florida View?

They seem to be using the vacant lot next to our house as a dirt
dumping ground. We got down here late last night and found this barge
parked next door ruining our beautiful view. We are hoping this is
very temporary.

AirTran Party Plane to Fort Myers, FL

It was a strange flight to Florida Friday night. We were flying out
of Baltimore. We managed to get to the airport, though the traffic
was crazy. It took us about 2 hours for a trip that usually take 45
minutes. Luckily, we built in plenty of time.

Our plane was scheduled to depart at 7:20 pm. We got on the plane
with some pretzel bites from Aunt Annie's (an airport restaurant) and
the flight attendant made a comment about whether we bought her some.
So I gave her one. It seemed to make her day.

She came back a bit later and asked, "What are you drinking?" I
misunderstood. I thought she was thirsty from the pretzel. I thought
she was asking for a drink of something. I said I just had water, but
she could have some. Actually, she was offering us a free drink.

After everyone got on the plane, they made an announcement. There was
a problem with the co-pilot's seat. It was broken. They were trying
to fix it, but they decided everyone had to get off the plane. Once
we were back in the airport, they said the seat needed a part, which
they were going to fly up from Atlanta. We wouldn't be leaving until
after 11. That means we wouldn't get to our house until around 3 am!

We were given the option of getting a credit for the flight and just
driving back to DC. While we were thinking about what do, they made
an announcement that everyone that goes on the flight would get a free
round-trip ticket on AirTran. Oh, we are so on that flight.

Amazingly, shortly after they announced we would get the free tix,
they fixed the seat. Everyone got back on the plane and now we would
only be about 2 hours late. And, we still get the free ticket!

Then, as we are rolling away from the gate, when everyone was required
to be in their seat, this young woman got up to use the bathroom. The
flight attendant made her get back in her seat, but a minute later,
she ran back to the bathroom and we could all hear her puking.

There was another brief delay discussing whether the sick woman was
going to be able to fly. She seemed to feel better after getting
sick, so finally, we were off.

We not only got a free ticket, but our flight attendant friend gave us
each two little bottles of wine and lots or AirTran pretzels. Our ETA
to Punta Gorda is 1 am. We just had a little turbulence and I spilled
wine all over my shirt. It has been a fun evening!

Off to Florida for the Weekend

We originally had not planned to go back to Florida until Memorial Day Weekend.  However, we just couldn't wait.  I found a semi-reasonable airfare that leaves Friday night from Baltimore and returns Sunday night.  I was able to use some of my AirTran air miles.

One tiny detail I forgot when I was booking this trip was that Friday night was supposed to be my final Crystal City 5K Friday.  I guess I will miss another one.  If you are keeping score, I signed up for five races and only managed to run one.  Oh well.  A day at the beach will be some consolation.

What's All this Fuss I Hear about a Royal Wedding?

The royal wedding hullabaloo going on is hard to avoid.  Hundreds of people got killed by tornados in the U.S., but all the news channels still have to squeeze in coverage about the color of the wedding dress, how long the kiss will last on balcony, and hundreds of other trivial things.

I'm a good gay, but I just can't understand why either people care about this or the media thinks we care so much they have to cover it constantly.  I am not setting my DVR and I will not be waking up early (coverage starts here at 4 a.m.), unless I have one of my periodic bouts of insomnia.  Even then, I won't have the telly on.

I hope they have a wonderful wedding and a long and happy marriage.  But it really doesn't matter to me one way or the other.

Is Donald Trump Completely Insane?

What is wrong with Donald Trump?  Does he really think he could be a serious presidential candidate?  Shame on America if he gets nominated.  He has absolutely no shame.  He will apparently do anything to get attention.  Shame on me for giving him attention.

 I loved how they cut away from Trump's news conference on CNN this morning to President Obama describing Trump silliness over the birther issue as a Carnival act.  You know Obama is hoping that Trump gets the nomination, because he is such a lightweight.  I think Obama may be underestimating the stupidity of the American people.  Remember who elected George W. Bush to two terms?

The Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD) is starting a boycott against all things Trump for his stance against gay marriage and civil unions.  It asks supporters to stop patronizing Trump establishments and TV shows, including many New York City buildings, casinos in Atlantic City, Fox News' show Fox and Friends, and NBC's Celebrity Apprentice.

Trump nemesis Rosie O'Donnell has joined GLAAD in promoting the boycott.  Visit GLAAD for more info on joining the boycott.  It won't be hard for me to boycott Trump, cause I don't even watch his lame-ass show.

Where In the World Is Shane?

Shane is traveling again, so it is time to guess where in the world he went.  As usual, the prize is a brand new car.  Good luck!

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #285

Not a bad day's work considering I forgot the gasoline.

This is my idea for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #285.  Let me know if you have any ideas for a caption.  

Happy Easter!!!

This is not our cat, Maude. This is a copy of an Easter card we got from our friend Elaine.  It looks a lot like Maudie, and I would love to have this costume for Maude, but this is the next best thing.  We are going to my sister's for Easter dinner today.  Hope the Easter Bunny (Cat) is good to you!

He's Alive! by Dolly Parton - Again

I've posted this before at Easter and though I'm not a religious person, it is one of my favorite Dolly tunes--so here it is again.  This is from one of those country music awards shows in 1989.  I remember seeing this live on TV and also remember seeing the shots of the audience after the song giving a prolonged standing ovation and close-ups of audience members wiping away tears.  This version cuts off at the beginning of the ovation.  I have to admit that the song gives me goosebumps.  It is very theatrical.

Happy Easter!

Missing Another Crystal City 5K Fridays In April

People that know me know that I am rather a thrifty person.  OK, I'm cheap.  Anyway, I liked the idea of  signing up for five 5K races for $75.  A single one of these races costs $20, so I thought I was getting quite a deal.

The first week went off without a hitch.  I ran it in under 24 minutes and it was fun, although the weather was very chilly for April.  Then I got sick.  That knocked me out of weeks 2 and 3.  I had a bad cold that kicked my butt.  I'm pretty much over the cold, and I started running again at the gym this week, but the weather today is horrible.  I just didn't think it was wise to run in the freezing cold and pouring rain when I'm barely over this cold.  The race is starting as I type this and it is currently 45 degrees.

So, I decided to still run a 5K today, but I did it at lunch and inside--on the treadmill at the gym.  I finished faster than my pre-cold Crystal City 5K.  I don't know my exact time, but it was less than 23 minutes 30 seconds.  I tried to take a picture of my finish time with my iPhone as I was running, but I found out it is hard to hold a camera still while your running.  It came out blurry.

As you can see, the gym is dead at lunchtime on Fridays.  I got my co-worker, Karlye, to take a picture of me as I started my 5K today.  The light in the gym is not great for taking photos of moving objects.  Thanks Karlye.  I took a picture of her working out after I finished, but I'm sure I would be murdered if I posted it.

No, It Is Not Alright to Give Away a Loaded Gun

I Have No Spine - Bidding on the 1975 Volvo

I posted the other day about denying Shane the above car that was for sale on eBay.  I thought buying a 36-year-old car was a little crazy.  It is a 1975 Volvo 245.  Shane said cars like this are rare in such good condition.  He went on and on about what a great deal it would be.  I finally caved and told him I would not object to him getting it.  It might even be fun driving it from San Diego to our home in Florida.

Anyway, last night the car had gone from a starting bid of only $500 to about $5,200.  Shane thought it would sell for about $7,500, but he would just try and get it for $5,700.  I told him that it didn't make any sense to bid until the very last minute, but he thought we'd put in the minimum bid to see if the high bidder would automatically outbid him.  He tried a bid only $100 higher and it was outbid.  He tried another hundred and his limit of $5,700 was quickly reached.

He finally decided that the maximum he was willing to pay was $7,000, which he agreed to wait to put in at the last minute.  With 30 seconds before the end of the auction, we bid $7,111 (I threw in a few extra bucks just in case), but sadly it was not enough.  In the last seconds, there were two other bidders and the winning bid was $9,330.  At least he can't blame me for not trying.

The Power of Words - Cool Video

I saw this from a tweet from Suze Orman (@SuzeOrmanShow).  It is very moving short video.  

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #284

Did you hear the one about these suspects walking into a bar?

This is my idea for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #284.  Obviously, I haven't had any good ideas so far.  I'm still sick.  Let me know if you have any ideas for a caption.