Enter the Dragulator

Season two of RuPaul's Drag Race has begun and the website has a the Dragulator. Upload a photo and create your own drag image!  The one above is Shane in red and myself in the turquoise leopard.  What visions!  Enter the Dragulator here.

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #228

Dang!  One of you varmits is a rattler.

The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest  #228.  Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Click on the link above to enter.

Colorful Dinner

I made quite an extravagant dinner (for me, that is) tonight. BBQ pork loin, green beans, and a yam for me and a russett for Shane. I also made the squash and apple soup (not shown) we learned to cook at
our cooking class . The soup was awesome. It all was pretty good!

More good news:  We have a snow day tomorrow.   The Federal Government is closed.  Yippy Dippy Doo Dah!

Virtual Run from DC to FL -- Update #7

This is anothjer update on my progress doing a virtual run from my home in DC to the home we're attempting to buy in Punta Gorda, Fl. It is a distance of about 1,003 miles. This week I ran 5 days. I had planned to run again today, but with the big snow we had over the weekend, I decided to take an extra off day.  I did get a bit of exercise shoveling snow anyway.  Here's how it breaks down. The time in minutes and seconds is now after my milage.

Monday: 3.5 miles -- 29:50
Tuesday: 4 miles -- 31: 23
Wednesday: 5 miles -- 39:20
Thursday: 3.5 miles -- 27.33
Friday: 5 miles -- 31:59
Saturday: Off
Sunday: Off

Total Distance Run This Week: 21 miles

Total Distance Run in 2010: 124 miles

Total Run Time: 16 hours 53 minutes 42 seconds

My Virtual Distance to Punta Gorda: 879miles

On my virtual run, I have run south of Richmond and am near John Tyler Community College.  The video is from the college website and is about their embalming classes.  Sounds interesting.

PUSH UPS

I am also trying to improve my strength by doing push ups.

Goal for the year: 10,000

Tuesday: 74

Friday: 72

Sunday: 54

Total Push Ups This Week: 200

Push Ups in 2010: 846

I pooped out on my push ups today and only did 54.  I blame it on shoveling snow yesterday. 

Snow My God!

This shot is snow piled up on the top of the railing on our back deck.  Below is a shot of some birds on the spaghetti of wires behind our house.  The video below that is of Shane cleaning the snow off our car.

5 on the Fifth -- The Blizzard Begins

I saw on the Life in the Day website that he was taking part in the 5 on the 5th event, an idea from State of the Nation UK . The theme this time around was City Life, and since we are getting the start of a blizzard in the city, I thought I document how we are enjoying the storm.  These are taken with my iPhone, so I apologize for the quality.

It is about 10 pm on Friday night and this is the view out our front window. We're listening to music, drinking wine, and watching the snow. It could pile up to 2 feet. We're glad we're inside watching.

This is the top of our coffee table with our various remotes, our Netflix movie (The  Hurt Locker) and The Music Man, which we just got in the Blu-Ray format.

You can't expect us to suffer through a blizzard without a few extra snack, can you?

This is Shane sitting at our table in the front window, drinking wine and watching the snow fall.

"Flowers in the dead of winter!"  That's a line from The Waltons Christmas movie, The Homecoming, which I posted on here at Christmas.  These are daisies that still look as fresh as daisies after a week.

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #227

I heard about this book called The Secret

on Oprah and it really does work!

The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest  #227. Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Click on the link above to enter.

DADT Repeal About Values

West Point Military Academy cadets must adhere to the Cadet Honor Code, which states "A cadet will not lie, cheat, steal, or tolerate those who do."  In addition, the values of the U.S. Army are stated on the Army website as: "Loyalty, Duty, Respect, Selfless Service, Honor, Integrity, and Personal Courage."  However, the official policy of the the Army and the entire military toward gay soldiers is "Don't Ask, Don't Tell."  This basically means don't tell the truth about who you are. 

 

Senator John McCain, though claiming respect and admiration for all soldiers (including the gay ones), calls the policy "effective."  He seems to be saying it is OK to be a gay soldier, unless you're an honest gay soldier. 

 

As a result of this "effective" policy 428 service members were discharged in 2009 at a cost of $290 million. Even with the announcement that third party reports will no longer be used to dismiss soldiers (I guess "don't tell" never meant other people couldn't rat you out), this policy continues on and more service members will be dismissed. 

 

Adm. Mike Mullen, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, criticized DADT yesterday during a Senate Armed Services Committee hearing yesterday.  He said, "I cannot escape being troubled by the fact that we have in place a policy which forces young men and women to lie about who they are in order to defend their fellow citizens." 

 

Adm. Mullen was joined at the Senate hearing by Defense Secretary Robert Gates, who also supported the change in policy, but asked for a year to study the impact of changing the policy.  Hmmmm... a year to study how to change the policy...  Why does the administration need to study this for about a year and what will it entail?  Are they thinking about getting rid of communal showers or providing separate accommodations for gay soldiers?  Are they going to develop sensitivity training on how to treat soldiers making out in a foxhole?  Are they trying to delay things until after mid-term elections? BINGO! 

 

There is nothing to study here.  You simply change the policy. You announce soldiers will no longer be dismissed from military service for being homosexual.  The rules of sexual conduct should be the same for homosexual soldiers as they are for heterosexual soldiers.  The end.  Life goes on. 

 

Republicans criticized Gates for stating the year-long review would determine how to repeal the ban, not whether it should be repealed.  That is a step forward, I guess (baby steps).  However, repealing the ban does take an act of Congress, which is not currently in the works. 

 

Many other countries around the world have open, gay soldiers and their military survives.  These are tough soldiers.  They can handle being around a few gays.  The argument that this is not the time to change the policy because we're fighting two wars is nonsense.  With approximately 66,000 gays and lesbians currently in the military (according to a study by the  Williams Institute), there is no better time to support all our soldiers by letting them know none of them has to lie anymore. 

Pretty Snowfall

This is the scene outside our front door this morning after a few
inches of wet, sticky snow last night. Unfortunately, it wasn't
enough to give us Feds a snow day.

Academy Award Nomination Comments

This morning, the 82nd Academy Award nominations were announced.  The big news this year is that there are now 10--count 'em 10--Best Picture nominations.  I'm not sure what the thinking on this was.  I could see, perhaps, expanding the number to six or seven, but they went hog wild and did 10. 

 

Obviously, this helps the film industry, since there are now five more films than in previous years that can advertised they are "Best Picture Nominees!"  It seems to be a bit unwieldy, though, to have that many films nominated.  It will make the awards show that much longer.

 

Even with 10 films being nominated, my favorite film from last year did not get a nomination for best picture--Julie & Julia.  Meryl Streep did get nominated for playing Julia Child, but has strong competition by Sandra Bullock, of all people, for The Blind Side.  I haven't seen The Blind Side yet, but I must admit it looks good and Sandra looks like she did a great job in it.  However, I think even if you asked Sandra Bullock who is a better actress, she'd have to give it to Meryl. 

 

The only shoe-in among the nominations is Mo'Nique for Precious.  I'd bet money on that one. 

 

The big race now seems to be between ex-husband and wife James Cameron's Avatar and Kathryn Bigelow's The Hurt Locker.  They each got nine nominations, including Best Picture nods.  I haven't seen either film, but I just got The Hurt Locker on DVD from Netflix, so I should have an opinion shortly. 

 

Of the 10 films nominated for Best Picture -- Avatar, The Blind Side, District 9, An Education, The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Precious, A Serious Man, Up, Up in the Air-- I have only seen three of the films--District 9, Up and Up in the Air.  I hope to see more before the awards are presented, but of the three I've seen, I'd vote for Up. 

 

Virtual Run from DC to FL Update #6

I am in the progress of doing a virtual run from my home in DC to the home we're attempting to buy in Punta Gorda, Fl. It is about 1,003 miles. This week I ran 5 days. I did not run on Thursday or Saturday. I had planned to run on Saturday, but we had a snow storm and I decided to take it easy. My long run was on Friday -- 8 miles. Here's how it breaks down. The time in minutes and seconds is now after my milage.

Monday: 4 miles -- 32:15
Tuesday: 3 miles -- 23: 18
Wednesday: 5 miles -- 40:40
Thursday: Off
Friday: 8 miles -- 67:18
Saturday: Off
Sunday: 4 miles -- 30:40

Total Distance Run This Week: 24 miles

Total Distance Run in 2010: 103 miles

Total Run Time: 14 hours 12 minutes 37 seconds

My Virtual Distance to Punta Gorda: 900 miles

On my virtual run, I have passed the Richmond beltway and am at the Richmond city limit. 

PUSH UPS

I am also trying to improve my strength by doing push ups.

Goal for the year: 10,000

Tuesday: 70

Friday: 70

Sunday: 70

Total Push Ups This Week: 210

Push Ups in 2010: 646

After my update last week, someone made a comment about the number of push ups I do -- assuming that I did them all at once.  I don't.  I wish I could, but I can't.  I post the total for the day.  I usually do them in five sets -- usually done with 2-3 minute breaks between sets. The most I have done in a row (in my life) is 20, which is a big improvement for me.  For instance, today I did the following 5 sets:  20, 15, 13, 12, 10.  My arms are shaky by the end.  If I can maintain doing at least 210 push ups each week, I will make my goal of 10,000. 

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #226

Everything is explained in this pamphlet titled,

 "Enjoying Your Vivisection."

The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #226. Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Click on the link above to enter.

Another Florida House Update

If you've followed this blog at all, you may be aware that we are trying to buy a house in Punta Gorda, FL, which is pictured above. There was a problem with a variance that was subsequently challenged by a neighbor (aka the asswipe) in his attempt to get the house torn down because he thought it made his McMansion valued less. 

Anyway, the asswipe was supposed to attend a preliminary hearing to explain his reasoning for his protest. He did not show up. It is not that I'm complaining that he didn't show up, but the asswipe could have let someone know he wasn't going to show up or pursue this matter so that other people can get on with their lives. I guess how much his actions are a pain for others is not his concern. 

This may sound petty, but I hope he really needs our help someday. Like, if I noticed his house was on fire, I'm sure I'd still call the fire department... eventually. 

We are still waiting to hear what happens next. Since the asswipe didn't show up, we may not have to wait for the city council to vote on the matter in February, and the sale could happen sooner rather than later. I'll let you know when I know.

Virtual Run to Punta Gorda Update 5

I am in the process of doing a virtual run from my home in DC to our possible new home in Punta Gorda, FL.  It is about 1,003 miles.  I ran every day this week except Monday (we were flying home from Florida).  Here's how it breaks down: Monday: Off Tuesday: 3 miles Wednesday: 3 miles Thursday: 4 miles Friday: 6.25 miles Saturday: 3.25 miles Sunday: 4.5 miles On my virtual run to Florida, I am now at Ruther Glen, VA, which is just north of Richmond. I'm approaching King's Dominion, an amusement park I've frequented several times and features a 1/3-size replica of the Eiffel Tower (332 feet high). The map below shows the start near my house in South East DC and my finish today in Virginia.

King's Dominion's Eiffel Tower

Total Distance Run This Week: 24 miles

Total Distance Run in 2010: 79 miles 

Total Run Time: 10 hours 58 minutes 26 seconds 

My Virtual Distance to Punta Gorda: 924 miles 

I am actually ahead of schedule on my run. To complete the distance by the end of the year, I need to run an average of 2.75 miles each day. Through today, if I did the minimum milage, I would only be at mile 66, so I'm 13 miles farther.

PUSH UPS 

I am also trying to improve my strength by doing push ups. 

Goal for the year: 10,000

Tuesday: 60
Thursday: 65
Sunday: 65 

Total Push Ups This Week: 190

Push Ups in 2010: 436

I am behind schedule on the push ups, but I'm continuing to improve my weekly count. I'm hoping to catch up down the road.

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #225

I may be a blond, but I'm pretty sure it's a football field--not Hartsfield.  

The above cartoon is the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #225.  In case you don't get this one, Hartsfield is the name of the airport in Atlanta, GA.  I know its not that great if I have to explain it.  Let me know if you come up with any captions too. Click on the link above to enter. 

Shane Is On His Way Home

Shane is flying home from his business trip to Albuquerque, NM.  He sent me this photo as he waited on the plane during a layover in Phoenix.  He was worried the weather might delay his trip, as the weather has been active in the west.  He is supposed to get back to DC around midnight.

Friday Rant--Deadly Hazard of Rolling Backpacks

I ride the subway in DC to work everyday.  I go from Eastern Market in DC to Pentagon City in Virginia, which requires that I transfer trains (from the blue or orange line to the yellow line) at L'Enfant Plaza -- pronounced "lohn-FOHN."  The "t" is silent and the first "n" is not. 

 

Anyway, there is always a mad dash to go up the escalator at L'Enfant to catch the yellow-line train going toward Virginia.  It is a very crowded station with people scrambling in every direction.  And this becomes even more of a problem when you add in the complication of people lugging a bunch of junk behind them in their rolling backpacks or cases on wheels. 

 

These aren't people going to the airport for a tropic, week-long vacation with suitcases on wheels.  No.  These are businessmen and women going to work that feel they have to carry a great deal of junk back and forth everyday. 

 

I could understand if these were all old people who were not able to lift very much and were on a long journey, but these are often young, able-bodied people, often overweight (I'm just saying), who just don't feel like carrying all that junk. 

 

The space they are taking up is not only their normal girth, but also the long handle or pole attached to a bag on wheels that is several feet behind them.  They are in no hurry and are usually oblivious to the fact that they are in the way. 

 

I just want to get off the train and scamper up the moving stairs.  It is bad enough having to dodge all the people standing around and walking every which way, but now you have to watch out for their bags trailing behind all these people too lazy to carry a bag. Since the bags on wheels are low, they are not easy to see in a crowd and quite the tripping hazard. 

 

Tripping in a DC Metro station can result in a deadly fall on the tracks, which include a high voltage third rail.  Not to get all Fox News on you with my hysterics, but how many people have to die before these lazy people are forced to carry their bag full of magazines and junk food they require to get through their work day?  I'm just saying. 

Where In the World in Shane?

Don't worry.  He hasn't run out on me.  I know where he is.  He is traveling on business, and he took this photo out his hotel window this morning.  Can you tell where he is? 

I Finally Got My Roku!

My Roku was delivered while I was out of town over the weekend.  It is always iffy when I have anything delivered to our house in DC, because the mailman or UPS guy or whoever is delivering it hides it beside the planter on our stairs.  As we live in DC, there has been the occasion when things left at our door are not there by the time we get home.  Luckily, the Roku was still there after spending several days out in the elements.  Since it rained heavily while we were gone, the box was soaking wet, but luckily the Roku was not damaged.  

You may be asking, what the heck is this Roku?  It is an electronic device that uses the wireless Internet connection to connect my Netflix "Watch Instantly Queue" to my television.  There are literally thousands of movies, old television shows, and other programming available through the Netflix subscription.  

My only problem is that my television only has two inputs for an HDMI cable -- one goes to the cable box and one goes to the blu-ray DVD player.  I had to unplug the cable from the blu-ray and stick it in the Roku.  That means I have to switch them up whenever I want to use the one that isn't plugged in.  That is a bit cumbersome, but manageable.  I have seen an HDMI switcher I can buy to solve the problem, but I wanted to wait and see if I liked the Roku before I purchased the switcher.  

Also, in addition to Netflix, there are other channels you can get with the Roku.  The device synchs with various web sites to make it easier to play music and view photos and video from the computer.  One channel I started using right away is Pandora Radio, which plays music based on a favorite singer, composer, or song.  It generates playlists of similar music for free.  

I really do like the Roku.  I already have about 40 items in my "Instant Queue."  The main problem is that there is not enough time in the day to watch all the stuff I have to watch.  With the hours of programming I have stored on the DVR and the countless hours of movies and other programs available on Netflix, there is always lots of stuff to watch.  How am I going to find time to blog, read, and run?  Oh My!

That Sound Is Ted Kennedy Spinning In His Grave

President Obama got a message from "liberal" Massachusetts yesterday that I hope is a wake-up call about not putting off to tomorrow what can be done right now (and really should have already been done).  There are no guarantees in politics and the electorate is fickle.  Important issues like repealing Don't Ask, and Don't Tell and the Defense of Marriage Act, passing the Employment Non-Discrimination Act, and providing Federal Benefits for same-sex couples need to be addressed toot sweet. 

 

My guess is Obama didn't get the message.  My guess is that progress will continue to be painfully slow.  Let's just hope that something -- anything -- can be accomplished. 

 

Also, let's see what happens when this vote comes back to bite the people of Massachusetts in the butt.  Sure, the voters swallowed the Fox News bullshit hysteria about "Obamacare," they thinks Sarah Palin is American values incarnate, they love tea bagging and voted in centerfold Senator Brown--but let's see their reaction when they lose their health insurance because of a pre-existing condition or because they just can't afford to pay the crazy health insurance company premiums. 

 

Who are these voters going to blame when they are sick and can't get medical treatment?  Not themselves or Rush or Sean or Bill or Glenn... Just like the mess that the last Republican administration got us in was not any Republican's fault.  They only got us in two pointless wars and nearly wrecked the economy.  Why would the people of Massachusetts vote against their own self interest again?  Maybe they think they can get jobs at insurance companies.