I don't care that you "really, really have to go."
or
This is why you don't buy airline tickets at Walmart!
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Where's the stewardess call button?
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Flying just isn't glamorous anymore.
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I always have a hard time sleeping on a plane.
These are some ideas for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #282. Let me know if you have any ideas for a caption too. The third one and last one are by Shane.
