New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #198

Why do you think the boss calls me Alz and you Heimer?

The above is the cartoon for New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest for week #198. Let me know if you come up with a caption.

Getting Ready to Bloom

Cactus update. The first bloom shoud open soon.

Vomita Needs a Home

I'm at my sister's and she is trying to find this cat a home. We call her Vomita because she has some kind of digestive problem where she pukes whenever she eats. My nieces took her to the vet and got her dewormed. She is very sweet and loves to sit on laps. You can change her name.

Waiting for My Mom

I drove up to visit my Mom today. When I arrived, she was still at a
doctor's appointment, so I waited for her on her front patio. This is
her arbor that is front of her small goldfish pond. You might also
notice that her small lemon tree has a lemon.

We're going to drive up to Lancaster, PA, to visit my aunt and cousin
in a nursing home. We're actually going to have lunch with my cousin
at the Olive Garden.

Feds to Get Token Same-Sex Benefits -- DADT Lives On

President Obama is finally throwing the gays a bone. He is set to announce his decision to allow same-sex partners of Federal employees to get "some" benefits. It is not clear to what extent these benefits will be or what the requirements are to get them, but this sounds like a step in the right direction.

It will be interesting to see if these benefits extend to retirement benefits. Though I appreciate getting any additional benefits, I still am confused and saddened that Obama is doing next to nothing about halting military dismissals based on sexual orientation. I expect our president to display leadership to stand up for what is right. I want him to work to protect the equality of all the citizens of this country no matter the risks or political price. Extending Federal benefits is a wonderful step in the right direction and it happens to benefit me personally greatly, but I can't fully be happy when others are still losing their jobs.

UPDATE: The New York Times is reporting these benefits will not include healthcare coverage. This is a HUGE disappointment. A great day just turned very sour. Could the administration have handled this any worse? I don't see how. It was widely reported at first that Feds would get a health and other financial benefits. Now, when learning it is all very minor stuff, the anger at how we are being treated is much worse than before. Obama needs to get a spine and stand up for equality.

Tips on Speeding Up Metabolism

While drinking milk is one of the tips,

sadly, none involve the chocolate pie.

One of the magazines we get at our house, believe it or not, is Redbook. Shane accidently ordered it as an add-on when he was ordering something on-line. There were a series of boxes and he checked it unintentionally. Anyway, we started getting it.

In the current issue, there is an article on how to speed up your metabolism. Metabolism, to me, is similar to your soul. Apparently, everyone has one, but it is difficult to narrow down exactly where or what it is. All I know is that mine is not speedy enough for my taste and I am very interested in making it faster.

The article listed 14 ways that a person can increase their metabolic rate. Actually, since the magazine is geared toward women, one of the ways was not to stop exercising during PMS. So, for me there were 13 tips that were applicable. I don’t think there is anything earth shattering in the list, but I thought I would summarize them so I would have them easily available.

-- Don’t overdo calorie cutting. It recommends eating the number of calories equal to 11 times your body weight in pounds.

-- Eat breakfast. Obviously.

-- Eat more protein. I have been cutting down on the meat in my diet, but trying to find ways to increase protein. I’ve been trying protein shakes of late.

-- Eat five to six small meals rather than three large meals.

-- Cut out bad carbs and focus on veggies, fruits and whole grains.

-- Skip alcohol. How about cut down on alcohol?

-- Drink milk. This is, I’ve found, another good way to increase protein.

-- Eat more hot peppers. I love hot peppers, but I find they can be not fun on exit. TMI?

-- Pump iron with a minimum of two 15-minute lifting sessions a week. I downloaded an iPhone app that helps you increase your capacity for push-ups. I did 40 yesterday (in five sets), which is the most I’ve ever done.

-- Add interval training to your workouts. For instance, do a 30-second sprint for every 5-minute jog.

-- Break up your exercise routine into two smaller sessions each day.

-- Sleep. I have a horrible time trying to get a good night’s sleep. They suggest a warm bath before bedtime.

-- Don’t be stressed. Good luck with that one.

One that they did not include, which I've always heard was a good way to increase metabolism was to drink lots of water. To see the complete article click here.

A Major Victory on Same-Sex Marriage Recognition in DC

The Washington Post is reporting that the D.C. elections board blocked an effort today to hold a referendum on whether the District should recognize same-sex marriages performed in other states, handing gay rights advocates a major victory.

The decision by Board of Elections and Ethics removes one of the last remaining hurdles to the legislation that the D.C. Council approved in May.

The bill is slated to become law in early July after the required congressional review period has ended. It does not appear as if the Democratic-controlled Congress plans to intervene. See the complete article here.

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #197

I can't wait to sashay her down the runway!

The above is the cartoon for New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest for week #197. Let me know if you come up with a caption.

Sunday at Capitol Pride 2009

Shane and I went to the Capitol Pride festival in downtown DC yesterday.  It was a beautiful day for a festival.  

Some of the gays may have been confused by the "Manhunt" sign over the Newseum (a museum devoted to journalim), which bordered the festival.  It wasn't anything to do with the Manhunt website, but concerned an exhibit about finding the assassin of Abraham Lincoln.  

On the main stage when we first arrived was a gaggle of drag queens.  How iconic they look with the Capitol as the backdrop.  

These are the DC Cowboys, a gay dance group that was on the TV show, America's Got Talent.  They thrilled the "ladies" with a shirtless finale.  

Down East Magazine Profiles Hater

Shane's favorite magazine is Down East.   He was reading it in bed this morning and became upset by an article profiling Linda Bean, the granddaughter of the late L.L. Bean.  The article is called "Linda Bean's Lobster Dream."  It appeared to be about her efforts to help the lobster industry in Maine.  Then it turns into a profile about how the bible is infallible and that basically God hates fags (perhaps a slight exaggeration).  Below is Shane's letter to the editor in response. 

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Dear Down East Editor in Chief:

I was very confused by your article on Linda Bean, which appeared in the July issue. At first I thought the article was going to showcase a Maine hero who is fighting for the poor and working class of Maine. Although not relevant to her fight on behalf of Maine's lobstermen, the article focused heavily on her fight against gay marriage, gay rights, and multiculturalism. In the end, she sounded like a bigot, not a hero. Readers can only wonder what she means by multiculturalism. The article even talks about her membership with the Orthodox Presbyterian Church, "which teaches that the Bible is infallible."  This is extremely ironic as Leviticus tells us that eating shellfish is an abomination. Lobsters are shellfish, correct?  
 
I love Down East Magazine, but this kind of journalism is beneath it.

My Giant Cactus is Budding

This is the cactus we use as a Christmas tree. In the spring, I drag it outside and eventually it begins to bud. There are lots of buds this year. It must have been enjoying our very wet spring of late. These phallic buds turn into huge flowers that usually bloom one or two evenings and then drop off.

I've had the cactus since I was in college -- about 27 years. It was my neighbor's before that, and he had it for years and years. The cactus is growing out of control, and I've promised Shane that I would downsize it. He's not exactly fond of me having to bring the huge thing into our tiny rowhouse every winter. He says it doesn't go with our decor.

Previously, when a top section would break off, I would put it in some dirt and it would do just fine. I think eventually I'm just going to re-pot one of those single sections and keep it and find the main section of the plant a good home. I'll post more shots when it actually blooms.

Clicking on the pictures will make them bigger.

Gipsy Kings Not Performing at Wolf Trap -- "Bamboleo"

The Gipsy Kings were awesome last night. This clip is of them from 20 years ago at Royal Albert Hall, and they are still great. By the end of the show last night, everyone at Wolf Trap was on their feet and dancing. You don't have to understand the words to have a good time.

Sorry about the closing credits at the beginning of the clip. They are over by the time the singing starts.

An Evening at Wolf Trap to See the Gipsy Kings

Shane and I are with our friends Archer and the Boyfriend to see the
Gipsy Kings at Wolf Trap. Oy! See more photos at Archer's blogsite.

A Night at the Ballgame

We were invited to the Nationals game by a coworker of Shane's. The
weather is looking iffy. They are playing the Reds. Go Nats!

Next to Normal - Tony Awards 2009

We're going to NYC next month and we bought tickets to this show just before the broadcast of the Tonys, because we thought demand would surge after the show. Shane has become obsessed with watching it over and over.

Neil Patrick Harris Recaps The Tonys in Song

I swear this is not becoming a fan site for Neil Patrick Harris. His closing song on the Tony Awards last night was very cute.

Neil Patrick Harris on Letterman -- Top Ten List

Tank Man Stands Up to China -- 20 Years Ago Today

The amazing thing is that he did this after hundreds and perhaps thousands of others had already been killed. That man was committed to his cause. How many of us don't even bother going to rallies for causes we believe in because it is just too inconvenient?

6 Items from Today's Express

The Express is a free newspaper I get at the subway stop, which is distributed by the Washington Post. I read it on my commute in to work. Here's what I found interesting in today's news:

* There was a feature on Valerie Harper doing a show playing Tallulah Bankhead. Rhoda Dahling! Hard to imagine. I think I'll pass.

* There also was a feature about Neil Patrick Harris hosting the Tony Awards on Sunday. It talked about his interest in magic. How adorably nerdy. I will be watching the Tony's and rooting for Billy Elliot.

* Sacha Baron Cohen is being sued by a woman claiming to have been injured after struggling with the star during the filming of his upcoming film, Bruno. I have to say that although it was claimed to be staged, I think the MTV Award stunt with Eminem was real and they came up with the story it was staged later so Eminem wouldn't look like such an ass (much like the one in his face).

* FEMA is developing a plan to use vacant houses in Florida in foreclosure as shelters for people fleeing hurricanes. Shane and I are considering buying a house in Florida, because they are incredibly cheap, but I'm worried this might increase demand and raise the prices. Too self-centered? Perhaps.

* The FDA approval for a drug to treat malignant dog tumors comes about 3 years too late for my Chloe. We're talking about getting another dog.

* Inventor Kenji Kawakami demonstrates his funnel glasses. He's a genius. I can never get the damn drops in my eyes. I also like the idea of his "Hayfever Hat" that dispenses toilet paper from a dispenser on your head. That sounds like high fashion.

New Hampshire Expected to Become 6th State to Allow Same-Sex Marriage

According to the Joe My God blog, New Hampshire's House of Representatives has passed the same-sex marriage bill and it is expected to be signed by the Governor today. Hooray for New Hampshire!!!