Golden Globe Television Predicitons

Sunday (Jan. 17) is the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards Ceremony. Ricky Gervais will be hosting, so it should be entertaining.  Previously, I posted my predictions for the movie categories. Here are my predictions for the television portion of the awards.

Best Television Drama Series -- Nominees -- Big Love, Dexter, House, Mad Men, True Blood

My favorite series of last year (by far) was True Blood.  There is no way it is going to win.  Could it?  All the other series named here are boring in comparison.  I have got to pick it.  I'm also a big fan of Big Love, but it is not as good as True Blood. 

Best Actress in a TV Drama Series -- Nominees -- Glenn Close (Damages), January Jones (Mad Men), Julianna Marulies (The Good Wife), Anna Paquin (True Blood), and Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer)

It would be hard not to give any award to Glenn Close.  I don't watch Damages, but I do realize that Anna Paquin (though an Academy Award winner for The Piano), is no Glenn Close.  Is anyone else even Close? I pick Glenn.

Best Actor in a TV Drama Series -- Nominees -- Simon Baker (The Mentalist), Michael C. Hall (Dexter), Jon Hamm (Mad Men), Hugh Laurie (House), and Bill Paxton (Big Love)

I have to go with Bill Paxton in Big Love.  I loved Michael C. Hall in Six Feet Under, but I have not been able to get interested in Dexter.  None of the others impresses me much.  Sorry Hugh.
Best Television Comedy Series -- Nominees -- 30 Rock, Entourage, Glee, Modern Family, and The Office

I have to go with 30 Rock.  I love Modern Family and Glee has its moments (but not many comedic ones).  However, 30 Rock wins just for the send up of Susan Boyle and the HD camera.  It makes me laugh.

Best Actress in a TV Comedy Series -- Nominees -- Toni Collette (United States of Tara), Courntney Cox (Cougar Town), Edie Falco (Nurse Jackie), Tina Fey (30 Rock), and Lea Michele (Glee)

Shane is going to divorce me for not picking Courtney Cox.  He won't erase Cougar Town form our DVR.  I think Toni Collette could win, but I don't love that show.  It is OK.  I'm glad that Lea Michele got a nomination for Glee.  We saw her on Broadway in Spring Awakening.  Lover her.  I also love Tina Fey, but I'm not sure she deserves an award for her acting.  However, I would pick Edie Falco for Nurse Jackie.  How did that show not get more nominations?  It is the best! 

Best Actor in a TV Comedy Series -- Nominees -- Alec Baldwin (30 Rock), Steve Carell (The Office), David Duchovny (Californication), Thomas Jane (Hung), and Matthew Morrison (Glee)

Alec Baldwin is the best.

Best Mini-Series or Motion Picture for TV -- Nominees -- Georgia O'Keefe, Grey Gardens, Into the Storm, Little Dorrit, and Taking Chance

Grey Gardens is my pick.  Yes.  It was the onl.y one I saw, but I loved it!
Best Actress in a Mini-Series of Motion Picture Made for TV -- Nominees -- Joan Allen (Georgia O'Keefe), Drew Barrymore (Grey Gardens), Jessica Lange (Grey Gardens), Anna Paquin (The Courageous Heart of Irena Sendler), and Sigourney Weaver (Prayers for Bobby)

I love Joan Allen in anything, but I could not get interested in Georgia O'Keefe (Sorry Georgia).  It has to be a dual between the Grey Garden gals, and since Jessica won the Emmy, I hope Drew gets the Golden Globe. 
Best Actor in a Mini-Series of Motion Picture Made for TV -- Nominees -- Kevin Bacon (Taking Chance), Kenneth Branagh (Wallander: One Step Behind), Chiwetel Ejiofor (Endgame), Brendan Gleeson (Into the Storm, and Jeremy Irons (Georgia O'Keefe)

I have no clue who is going to win this category, but I hope Chiwetel Ejiofor wins, just so we can hear the presenter butcher his name. 
Best Actress in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for TV -- Nominees -- Jane Adams (Hung), Rose Byrne (Damages), Jane Lynch (Glee), Janet McTeer (Into the Storm), and Chloe Sevigny (Big Love)

Though I love Chloe Sevigny in Big Love, I have to go for Jane Lynch in Glee.  She is always awesome, and should have gotten a nomination for Julie and Julia.

Best Actor in a Supporting Role in a Series, Mini-Series or Motion Picture Made for TV -- Nominees -- Michael Emerson (Lost), Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met Your Mother), William Hurt (Damages), John Lithgow (Dexter), and Jeremy Piven (Entourage)

Somebody please explain to me why everyone is so enthralled with Jeremy Piven.  I don't get it.  I have no idea who will win this award.  John Lithgow always seems to win whenever he is nominated.  William Hurt is always good, and Neil Patrick Harris should get an award for hosting the Tony Awards.  I will guess Lithgow will win.

Golden Globe Movie Predictions

Sunday (Jan. 17) is the 67th Annual Golden Globe Awards Ceremony.  GGs are awarded in 25 categories for movies and television shows and performances.  Awards are also given for directing and writing for movies, but not television.  These awards are given by the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for the year ending Dec. 31, 2009.  173 live-action feature films (105 dramas and 68 comedies or musicals), 15 animated feature films, 133 television series (79 drama and 54 comedies), 33 mini-series or telefilms, and a record 69 foreign language films have qualified for 2010 Golden Globes. 

These awards are often unpredictable and fairly meaningless, except some think they are some indication of what the Academy Awards will be.  Here are my predictions for the movie portion of the awards.  I will post my television award predictions shortly. 

Best Picture: Drama -- Nominees -- Avatar, The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Precious and Up in the Air

I have only seen one of these (Up in the Air), which I didn't think was all that.  However, it may likely win.  It does have the most nominations.  I've heard really good things about The Hurt Locker, and it is on my Netflix queue, but I think I'll go with box office smash Avatar as my guess.

Best Actress in a Film Drama -- Nominees -- Emily Blunt (The Young Victoria), Sandra Bullock (The Blind Side), Helen Mirren (The Last Station), Carey Mulligan (An Education), and Gabourey Sidibe (Precious)

Though I haven't seen any of these films, I did see the trailer for The Blind Side and Precious, and based on that, I think Sandra Bullock should start writing her acceptance speech. 

Best Actor in a Film Drama -- Nominees -- Jeff Bridges (Crazy Heart), George Clooney (Up in the Air), Colin Firth (A Single Man), Morgan Freeman (Invictus), and Tobey Maquire (Brothers)

I think this will be close between Bridges and Clooney.  However, I think the award will go to Jeff Bridges for this Tender Mercies/Coal Miner's Daughter type film.

Best Picture: Comedy or Musical -- Nominees -- (500) Days of Summer, The Hangover, It's Complicated, Julie & Julia, and Nine

I've only see one of these films, but it was my favorite film of last year.  I'm hoping Julie and Julia wins.

Best Actress in a Film Comedy or Musical -- Nominees -- Sandra Bullock (The Proposal), Marion Cotillard (Nine), Julia Roberts (Duplicity), Meryl Streep (It's Complicated and Julie and Julia)

I think Meryl Streep's performance as Julia Child was amazing.  There is no competition here.

Best Actor  in a Film Comedy or Musical -- Nominees -- Matt Damon (The Informant!), Daniel Day-Lewis (Nine), Robert Downey Jr. (Sherlock Holmes), Joseph Gordon-Levitt ((500) Days of Summer), and Michael Stuhlbarg (A Serious Man)

This category is a toss up for me.  I think the foreign press seems to like Downey (like I know the foreign press), but I am going to guess Joseph Gordon-Levitt is going to win.  I used to like him on Third Rock, and I hope he wins. 

Best Animated Feature Film -- Nominees -- Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, Coraline, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Princess and the Frog and Up

I think Up will win.  It is next on my Netflix queue and I'm looking forward to it based on clips I've already seen. 

Best Foreign Language Film -- Nominees -- Baaria (Italy), Broken Embraces (Spain), The Maid (Chile), A Prophet (France), and The White Ribbon (Germany)

You have to go with Pedro Almodovar and Penelope Cruz here and pick Broken Embraces. 

Best Supporting Actress in a Film - Nominees -- Penelope Cruz (Nine), Vera Farminga (Up in the Air), Anna Kendrick (Up in the Air), Mo'nique (Precious), and Julianne Moore (A Single Man)

I like Anna Kendrick very much in Up in the Air, but I can't see how Mo'nique can't win.  I'd bet on it.

Best Supporting Actor in a Film - Nominees -- Matt Damon (Invictus), Woody Harrelson (The Messenger), Christopher Plummer (The Last Station), Stanley Tucci (The Lovely Bones), and Christoph Waltz (Inglourious Basterds)

This is a hard one.  I loved Stanely Tucci in Julie and Julia, but he plays the murderer in the Lovely Bones.  I'm going to guess Matt Damon gets it for Invictus.

Best Director -- Nominees -- Kathryn Bigelow (The Hurt Locker), James Cameron (Avatar), Clint Eastwood (Invictus), Jason Reitman (Up in the Air), and Quentin Tarantino (Inglourious Bastereds)

I think this will go to James Cameron for Avatar. 

Best Screenplay -- Nominees -- District Nine, The Hurt Locker, It's Complicated, Up in the Air, Inglourious Basterds

I think this will go to Up in the Air, though I think I would give it to District Nine.  District Nine was original and interesting and better than Up in the Air in my mind.  I also think The Hurt Locker has a good chance, but I haven't seen it yet and have only heard it is good.  My pick to win is Up in the Air. 

Best Score -- Nominees -- Up, The Informant!, Avatar, A Single Man, and Where the Wild Things Are

I am sorry that the music from Away We Go did not get nominated for this category. I loved that score.  I will guess that Avatar will win.

Best Original Song -- Nominees -- Cinema Italiano (Nine), I Want  to Come Home (Everybody's Fine), I See You (Avatar), The Weary Kind (Crazy Heart), and Winter (Brothers)

I have no idea, as I've not heard any of these songs to my knowledge.  I think Weary Kind will win, though I Want to Come Home is the longest title, and I have a theory that longer titles often win.  I'm sticking with Weary Kind. 

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contests #224

In review... and to restate, reiterate, recap, retell,

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publishing my thesaurus of words beginning

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Review of "Up In the Air"

Shane and I went to see Up In the Air today at our local multiplex.  Jason Reitman (Juno, Thank You for Smoking)  directs this adaptation of Walter Kirn's comic novel.  George Clooney stars as Ryan Bingham, a businessman on the verge of reaching 10 million frequent flyer miles when his company decides to cut back on travel.  The purpose of his company's business is firing people, not that "firing" is a term they would use.  With the downturn in the economy, business is good.  

I hear that this movie is getting a lot of Oscar hype, but I don't understand what all the excitement is about.  It is a pleasant enough film, but I wouldn't say I loved it.  There is no high drama or high comedy.  There were a few chuckles now and then and the message of the film seemed to be that people and relationships are important.  I agree with that.  I didn't know that there were many people who needed that lesson.  There are certainly other films that I thought were better than this one -- Julie and Julia for instance -- and I haven't seen that many movies made in 2009.

Clooney is charming, as usual, in the lead.  Vera Farminga plays the "like" interest, another business type on the road all the time.  She also is very charming.  Anna Kendrick is a perky upstart that Clooney's character takes under his "wing."  Get it?  They are always on a plane.  Anyway, my favorite scene is Kendrick's breakdown in a hotel lobby after she is gets some bad news. 

I am giving the film three sponges.  Given the subject, there were some laughs and the reactions of the people getting fired were always interesting.  Clooney's character's life examination was so so.  The twist at the end wasn't that much of a surprise.   I was sort of hoping something more interesting would happen.

Virtual Run from DC to Punta Gorda -- Update 3

One of my New Year's Resolutions was to to do a virtual run from my home in DC to our possible new home in Punta Gorda, FL.  It is just a bit more than 1,000 miles and requires that I run an average of 2.75 each day.  I ran every day this week except Saturday.  Here's how it breaks down:

Monday: 3.5 miles
Tuesday: 4 miles
Wednesday: 5 miles
Thursday: 3:25 miles
Friday: 6 miles
Saturday: Off
Sunday: 3.5 miles

On my virtual run to Floriday, I am now just past Triangle VA.  The map below shows the start near my house in South East DC and my finish today in Virginia.

Total Distance Run This Week:  25.25 miles

Total Distance Run in 2010: 34.5 miles

Total Run Time: 4 hours 45 minutes 30 seconds

My Virtual Distance to Punta Gorda: 968.5 miles

I am also trying to improve my strength by doing push ups.

Goal for the year: 10,000

Total Push Ups This Week: 135

Push Ups in 2010: 190

Today I did 47 push ups, which is a big increase from just 10 days ago.  I am behind schedule, but expect to be able to do more as the year progresses and I get stronger.  I am hoping I'm not trying to do a thousand push ups on New Year's Eve 2010.

A Review of "District 9"

District 9 is the story of Wikus (Sharlto Copley) a bumbling goof that is put in charge of relocating a large population of visiting other-worldly aliens into another area of South Africa.  I know what you're thinking--not that old plot line again.  The best part of this movie is its plot is anything but predictable. 

I wouldn't say that I'm a big science fiction fan, but I had heard good things about this movie, so I gave it a try, and I'm glad I did.  It did not make for a dull evening.  It began as a mock documentary about Wikus and explained how the alien ship appeared over Johannesburg and the events that led to the contact with the aliens.  The aliens look like human size shrimp--in fact they humans refer to them derogatorily as "Prawn."

Without giving too much of the plot away, the "documentary" follows Wikus and his the troops from the corporation for which they all work as they attempt to evict the aliens from the slum where they have lived for the past 20 years near Johannesburg to an even worse camp farther outside the city. 

Wikus becomes "infected" with alien DNA and begins a metamorphosis that is not pretty to watch.  Wikus eventlually pairs up with one of the aliens (and his "adorable" child) when the alien gives him hope that he can be cured.  It then becomes a bit of a buddy picture, with the two working together (for the most part) to solve both their problems--curing Wikus and repairing the aliens' ship.

The film is not very complimentary about how the humans treat the aliens--exploiting them for their weapons, bribing them with cat food (which seems to be an alien delicacy), and killing them thoughtlessly.  In essence, exactly how aliens would likely be treated if such events actually happened.  Whether its the white man and Native Americans, Nazis and Jews (and gays and Gypsies and the handicapped, etc.) or South Africans and unwanted aliens, it is not good public relations for the human race.

One thing that I didn't quite get in the film was that the the humans seemed to be able to understand what the aliens said, but they did not speak English. We see the subtitles when aliens talk, but the humans in the film seemed to comprehend them. Maybe I missed something. Let me know if you know how this was explained in the film.

I am giving this movie three sponges.  I would have given this movie four sponges for the original plot that was riveting and unpredictable and for very good special effects, but the violence just goes too far.  One particular bad guy just won't die no matter what happens and Wikus's character does a Sigourney Weaver move from Aliens as he becomes enveloped in a robot weapon.  I thought it was too much mayhem and a shoot em' up toward the end.  I don't mind violence, but it became cartoonish at a point, which wasn't necessary.  That being said, I would still recommend this highly as a rental, as it is now available on DVD. 

Cooking with a Little Class

Chef Mark whisks together a vinaigrette. 

Shane and I took a cooking class tonight.  It was a beginners' course that had us cook and eat an entire meal in 3 hours.  It was at "CulinAerie" in Washington DC, near Shane's office.  We made a salad of mixed greens with a Balsamic-Dijon Vinaigrette, Butternut Squash and Apple Puree (soup), Seared Chicken with Mushroom Tarragon Sauce, and Rice Pilaf. 

The highlight of the class was the soup.  I did not think it would be something I liked, but it was really good. Overall, the class was fun, but I thought it was a bit pricey ($85 per person), but they did serve wine throughout the evening.  School sure has changed since I went back in the day. 

Seared Chicken with Mushroom Tarragon Sauce

and Rice Pilaf

The chicken wasn't that great,

but not as bad as I let on here.

Same Sex Marriage Headed Toward DC Vote?

The Washington Post reported today 39 GOP leaders (37 Congressmen and 2 Senators) have joined the crazy haters in their attempt to force DC to vote on same sex marriage rights.  They have filed an amicus brief supporting a public vote on the issue.  A vote has never gone our way thus far, so I hope this doesn't happen. 

The article quotes DC Council member Mary Cheh, a constitutional law professor at George Washington University, as saying she thinks the group could win in court.  Let's hope she is wrong.  

Am I Outside the TV Mainstream?

I was recently reading a copy of Entertainment Weekly and perusing the list of the top-rated television show, and it occurred to me that I may not be "with it" anymore (like I ever was). 

I am quickly heading near 50 after all -- it is just a little less than 19 months away.  I know there was a time that I was familiar with most of the top-rated television programs (like MASH and All in the Family), but I suddenly realized I had not seen any of the top 20 programs listed in EW.  None.  Nada.  Zilch.  In my defense, the listing was for the week of December 14-20, 2009--a slow TV week with lots of shows resorting to reruns. 

The number one show that week was NCIS.  Who watches that?  I have never watched that show and I likely never will.  More than 20 million people did watch it however, but not me.  I know that handsome Mark Harmon is the star, but I have no idea what NCIS even means.  I know it will probably be my final Jeopardy question someday, but I will lose.

Three of the top 12 shows listed were various versions of CSI.  I haven't ever watched any of them.  They must be good shows, because they continue to multiply like the Duggars, but I don't see the appeal. 

Three of the top 15 were related to Survivor.  I never got into Survivor this year.  I watched the first season, and I tried to watch another season once since then, but not this year.  One night, I saw a few minutes of the opening credits in high-definition and the tropic scenery did looked amazing. 

Number 19 on the list was a Saturday Night Live special called SNL Presents:  A Very Gilly Christmas.  I'm not a big Gilly fan, but I probably would have watched that if I happened upon it.  As anyone who saw my 12 Days of Christmas posts can attest, I like SNL.  I know it can be terrible sometimes, but it has always been like that.  There is occasionally a gem (very occasionally this season).

Anyway, I thought it was weird that I didn't see any of the top shows that week.  I'm sure I watched something that week. 
There are some "popular" show I like.  Really!  Here's a list of shows I usually record on the DVR--  Intervention, Hoarders, Modern Family, The Middle, Cougar Town, 30 Rock, Community, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Brothers and Sisters (Shane), Desperate Housewives (me), Nurse Jackie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, True Blood, Big Love, Glee, Saturday Night Live, The Suzi Orman Show, and Judge Judy. 

I had you until Judge Judy.  I had you until Judge Judy.

The Blue Sponge Rating System Explained

Since I've started writing reviews of movies and such, I thought I should explain my rating system.  Archer left a comment on my review of Away We Go  about why I didn't give it four sponges instead of three, since I seemed to like it.  With no apologies to Seinfeld, Blue Sponge Worthiness is not a cakewalk.  Sponges have to be earned!  Here's how it works.

If a movie gets no sponges, it means the movie is horrible and totally unwatchable.  It is the worst.  I probably did not watch the entire film.  A prime example is Pet Sematary from 1989, based on the Stephen King novel.  I found no entertainment value in watching a child get run over by a truck.  I saw this movie in a theater when it first was released, and actually walked out.  I very rarely do that. 
One Sponge means that I do not recommend this film.  While it may have some redeeming value, overall it is just not very good.  An example would be the recent remake of Land of the Lost with Will Ferrell.  Yikes!


Two Sponges is just an average film.  If you can't think of anything better to do and its on TV, you might want to give it a try.  This includes  all the Harry Potter films (Sorry Shane) or anything with Adam Sandler.


Three Sponges mean the film is above average.  I liked it, but don't buy it.  It is a rental.  I don't want want watch it over and over.  Recent examples include Doubt, Away We Go, and Lars and the Real Girl. 

Four Sponges mean I liked the film very much, would buy it on DVD and watch it repeatedly.  Some examples are:  Moulin Rouge, Best in Show, Out of Africa, and October Sky.  Interestingly, some movies get more sponges on repeated viewings.  For example, I didn't like Moulin Rouge when I saw it in the theater, but loved it on successive viewings. 

Five Sponge films are  my favorites:  Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?  Fargo, Casablanca, The Deer Hunter, The Wizard of Oz, and Ordinary People to name a few.  Everyone may not agree that they are the best films, but they are my favorites.  

"Away We Go" to the Land of Quirky

Away We Go  directed by Sam Mendes (who directed American Beauty) and starring Maya Rudolph (of Saturday Night Live fame) as Verona and John Krasinski (The Office) as Burt.  The supporting cast includes Catherine O’Hara, Jeff Daniels, Allison Janney, and Maggie Gyllenhaal.

The premise is fairly simple -- Verona and Burt are expecting a baby and embark on a journey to figure out where to settle down.  It's a quirky comedy with some touching moments.  Its tone reminded me of Little Miss Sunshine with its oddball characters on a quest.

Rudolph and Krasinski give good performances, but its the supporting cast members that steal the show.  O'Hara and Daniels play Burt's parents with their big surprise announcement that sets the plot in motion.  Allison Janney is awesome, as usual, as a former work friend of Verona's who they visit in Arizona.  Maggie Gyllenhall's character is what you find in the dictionary when you look up quirky.  I wanted more of all these characters.  All their appearances were just too short. 

Another highlight of the movie was the soundtrack.  I loved the music.  I don't usually pay that much attention to the music in films, but the songs here made me take notice.  Nine of the 13 songs on the soundtrack are by Alexi Murdoch.  I was not familiar with his music, but I like him and his music mixes beautifully with the film.  

Overall, I'd give the film three out of five blue sponges. It is definately worth watching and is available on DVD.  Now, I'm going to go order the soundtrack.

The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #223

"No Spin Zone" my ass!

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Run to Florida Update #2

This is an update of my virtual run from my home in DC to our possible new home in Punta Gorda, FL. Today I went to the gym and ran 3 more miles in 24:23 after taking yesterday off. I didn't get much sleep last night. I woke up at 4:30 for some reason and couldn't get back to sleep, so I wasn't feeling my best, but I managed to get my run in and do some push ups.

Goal: Approximately 1,003 miles from DC to Punta Gorda, FL

Required Average Daily Distance: 2.75 miles

Actual Run Distance Completed Today: 3 miles

Total Distance Run in 2010: 9.25 miles (1 mile ahead of schedule)

Today's Run Time: 24 minutes, 23 seconds

Total Run Time: 1 hour, 17 minutes 23 seconds

My Virtual Distance to Punta Gorda: 993.75 miles

Today's Push Up Total: 30

Push Ups in 2010: 55

Year-End Push Up Goal: 10,000

I am going start to update this once a week. Check back next week to view my progress.

Review of A Single Man with Colin Firth

Fashion designer Tom Ford has made a new film called A Single Man, based on the book of the same name by Christopher Isherwood. The story takes place in the early 1960s in LA. It is a day in the life of a college professor named George, played by Colin Firth (aka Mr. Darcy in Michael Caine black plastic glasses). George's partner of 16 years, Jim, was recently killed in a car accident. George is mopey and distracted, and is planning his suicide. We see George's relationship with his dead partner through several flashbacks, which are some of the best moments of the film.

Julianne Moore is Charley, a former girlfriend, current close friend and neighbor. Julianne gets to ham it up with a British accent. Her character also feels sorry for herself because she is also alone and wishing George would get interested in her again.

In Director Tom Ford surreal world, nearly everyone is gorgeous, white and well dressed (he is a fashion a designer after all). There are also lots of artsy touches -- dream scenes of naked bodies floating in dark water, philosophical speeches, owls flying from trees, and the like. It just seems he is trying too hard for artsy.

Poor George has his share of stunning young men propositioning him. Gee... I wish I had that problem. One is a very handsome college student that stalks him and manages to get naked quite a bit, though there is nothing too graphic (i.e. no wee wee shots).

Though it is a beautifully made film, there is not much drama or anything that interesting. The ending seems very flat and unsatisfying. When George brings that sexy student home (soaking wet I might add), I was waiting for someone to offer someone a massage. Instead, they decided on the need for a shower. It started to seem like a beautifully shot, well-lit porn movie with a very depressed main character.

Overall, I give A Single Man two out of five blue sponges for some good visuals.

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #222

OK, I get it.  You would rather I had a vagina!

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DVD Recommendation: John Adams

One of the best gifts we received this past Christmas was the HBO miniseres, John Adams on Blu-Ray DVD (thanks Mom!) We also gave a copy to Shane's parents and to my Mom. We finished the final two episodes last night and then started watching the special features, including the "Making of John Adams." We originally watched the 2008 miniseries when it was on HBO, We had watched the first five parts of the show with Shane's parents while we were in Florida.

The series, starring Paul Giamatti and Laura Linney is based on the Pulitzer Prize winning book by David McCullough, which I had previously read. This really is a truly amazing series that I highly recommend, especially now that you can get the DVD for under $20 on Amazon. It is really worth it if you have any interest at all in American history. This is a gritty, realistic account of a flawed man who did some great things. I loved it and will watch it over and over. Also, I think if you like the series, this is one of the rare instances where reading the book after the movie would be worthwhile. The book is obviously much more detailed and just as interesting. I am considering reading it again myself.

Virtual Run From DC to Punta Gorda, FL, Day 1

One of my New Year's Resolutions was to to do a virtual run from my home in DC to our possible new home in Punta Gorda, FL. It is just a bit more than 1,000 miles. To run that distance in a year, I have to run an average of 2.75 miles a day. Today was my first segment of that run and I ran 10K (6.25 miles) on the treadmill at my gym. I wanted to get a bit of a cushion in so that if I miss some days down the road, I can still make my goal. If I had started at my house in DC, the distance I traveled would have taken me across the Potomac, into Virginia, past the Pentagon and down Interstate 395 (the Shirley Highway) to Glebe Road. Less than 1,000 miles to go. The map below shows the start near my house in South East DC and my finish today in Virginia.



Goal: Approximately 1,003 miles from DC to Punta Gorda, FL

Required Daily Distance: 2.75 miles

Actual Run Distance Completed Today: 6.25 miles

Total Distance Run in 2010: 6.25 miles

Today's Run Time: 53 minutes

Total Run Time: 53 minutes

My Virtual Distance to Punta Gorda: 996.75 miles

What date will I get to Punta Gorda?

I am also trying to improve my strength by doing push ups. I downloaded an application for my iPhone called 100 Pushups. It is designed to help you work up to doing 100 push ups a session, three to four times a week. I thought it would be fun to keep track of the number I do throughout the year. Goal for the year? 10,000.

Today's Push Up Total: 25

Push Ups in 2010: 25

Another one of my goals for the year was to weigh less than 165. I hopped on the scale today and weighed 178. Only 13 pounds to go, but with Christmas cookies and candies putting temptation in my way, for me, losing weight is not a cake walk (so to speak). Did I mention that Shane got me 5 boxes of Hot Tamales for Christmas? Four boxes remain.

My 10 Predictions for 2010

I thought it would be fun to try to predict what the coming year will bring. Here is what I think will happen.

1. I agree with Newsweek magazine's prediction that President Obama will do "nada" on gay rights. Though he could end the policy of Don't Ask Don't Tell (at least temporarily until permanent legislation is in place), he won't expend any political capital on doing the right thing. I hope I am wrong, but we can see by his first year in office that change is not coming soon. As Kate Clinton noted, he is a thin man with a lot on his plate.

2. The economy will continue to slowly improve with the Dow hitting 12,500 by year's end.

3. The Washington Nationals will have a banner year and not finish in last place of all teams in baseball.

4. I will run a marathon in less than 4 hours -- more than 20 minutes better than my previous personal record. To qualify for the Boston Marathon, I have to run a marathon in 3 hours and 30 minutes at my current age. I know I'm not near that.

5. Academy Awards will go to Mo'nique, George Clooney and Meryl Streep. The Best Picture winner will have the word "up" in the title.

6. Our purchase of a house in Florida will finally occur, but soon after, Al Gore's prediction of sea level rising due to global warming will also come true, making our house a giant aquarium.

7. The 2010 election will result in Democratic net losses in both the Senate (7 seats) and House (22), but will retain majorities.

8. TLC will develop a spin-off channel completely dedicated to reality shows about dwarves with sextuplets. My mom will be in heaven.

9. Celebrity deaths will include Elizabeth Taylor, Don King, John Gosselin, Betty Ford, Jerry Lewis, Bob Barker, Annette Funicello, Alex Trebek, Michael Richards, Sen. Robert Byrd and both remaining Golden Girls. Yes, I went there.

10. Same-sex marriage will become legal in Washington DC, and a certain runner with a blue sponge will tie the knot in May.

Furry Happy Monsters -- Happy New Year!

"Come on Monsters, you don't have to cry. We can be happy!"

We had a great New Year's Eve at Archerr's Boyfriend dinner party. The food was amazing, as usual, with gumbo, black eyed peas, pork loin, dirty rice and lots of wine. We did a champagne toast at midnight. See the video at Archerr's website here.

New Year Resolutions--Another Futile Attempt at Self-Improvement

I've only had so so luck with New Year Resolutions. Who doesn't fall short of all their goals? I know I do, but I think I go further with goals, so I make goals. Here's what I came up with for 2010. With a new year comes new hope.

1. Decide whether to say "Two Thousand Ten" or Twenty Ten." I'm sort of leaning toward Twenty Ten.

2. Read 30 Books. This should be a cinch with my Kindle.

3. Run to Florida -- This is not a actual run to FL, but I want to run a total of the distance to Punta Gorda, FL, from DC (about 1,000 miles). That is an average of 2.75 miles per day or 19.25 miles a week. I need to develop a map that tracks my progress.

4. Weigh less than 165 lbs. This is a perpetual goal for me, but I still hover around 180. It could be worse, I guess. I used to be over 200.

5. Run two marathons. I am planning to run The Delaware Marathon in May and another marathon in the fall. I am also running the Cherry Blossom 10 miler in April, and perhaps the George Washington Parkway 10 miler, also in April.

6. Get more than 100 Followers on my blog. I currently have 10. Please consider following me. To that end, I'll try to think of something interesting to post.

7. Save money. Suzi Orman speaks and I listen. With the pending purchase of our Florida house, I need to build my emergency fund back up. I have a specific goal in mind, but enuff said.

Happy New Year!!!

Happy Birthday Mary!

Mary Tyler Moore turns 73 today. The above is the theme to the first season of the Mary Tyler Moore Show. Today is also the birthday of Ted Danson (62), Jon Voight (71), Patricia Clarkson (50), Paula Poundstone (50), Jude Law (37), and Marianne Faithful (63). Who needs Entertainment Tonight when you have Running With Blue Sponge?

Merry Snuggie Christmas!

I just had to try on my mom's Snuggie. Though it makes me look a bit frumpy, it is very comfy. I must have one!

Never Ending Christmas

Christmas is over, right? Not quite. Since we were going to Florida for actual Christmas, Shane and I went to my mom's to celebrate Christmas with her and my sister and her family the weekend before Christmas. It was also the weekend of the blizzard in DC. I had Friday off, so I took the train up Thursday night (a week before Christmas Eve) and Shane drove up Friday night. The storm came later Friday night and all day Saturday. We managed to drive ourselves and my mom over to my sister's house (about 5 miles away). We had a nice snowy evening, exchanged gifts, ate pizza and desserts, and, thanks to our trusty SUV, we managed to get back to my mom's house Saturday night. We got about 20 inches of snow at my mom's so I shoveled her out and we drove back to DC and shoveled our own house out, including our roof. My back was killing me.

Thursday night (Christmas Eve) Shane and I had to work half a day and then drove to Baltimore to fly to his mom's house in Florida. It was a nice break from the cold and snow of DC. It was nice and quiet until about 11:30 Christmas Eve night. We were getting ready for bed and I thought it was a little stuffy in our room, so I thought I would crack the window. I did not know the alarm was set, so when it started blaring (louder than any siren I've ever heard) I didn't know what to do. Both Shane and I were undressed and Shane's parents were already in bed. By the time I got my pants on, Shane's stepfather was already deactivating the siren. The alarm company called and because they weren't sure what the password was, they called the police. So much for Silent Night. Luckily, they convinced the alarm company to not send the police and we all finally got to bed. Actually, Shane and I went back to bed and didn't hear anything about the police drama until the next day.

It was a very nice Christmas after that. Shane got to spend Christmas with his family for the first time in years, and his grandmother, who just moved to Florida from Maine after a long illness. His Nana is starting to feel better and that was the best present we got.

We came back from Florida yesterday and, since I have off from work all this week (I love use or lose), after going to the gym this morning, I drove back up to my mom's. I am driving her back to DC tomorrow to celebrate our final Christmas with my friend Elaine (with whom my Mom exchanges gifts). The photo above is my mom in her brand new Snuggie as she examines the book light that came with it.

Reply from Sen. Susan Collins Regarding Maine Marriage Vote

Above is the letter (double click to enlarge) I received in response to my letter to Sen. Susan Collins regarding her silence on the recent vote in Maine to uphold same-sex marriage. That vote resulted in Mainers taking away the rights of a segment of the population to marry each other. Haters won the day and Sen. Collins justified it by stating she supports the right of Mainers to voice their opinion on state law via ballot measures, and that she respects the recent decision to overturn the same-sex marriage law.

I never thought Ms. Collins was a bright person and this seals my opinion of her (or whatever staffer wrote this tripe). To accept that a bigoted majority is allowed to take away a minority's civil rights is plainly wrong. As has been argued numerous times, if southern states were permitted to vote on interracial marriage in the 1960s (or even today) it is unlikely many of those states would ever permit such unions. I am certain that same-sex marriage will be a non-issue some day, much like interracial marriage is today (in most of the country). Sadly, haters win again for now.

Sugarland and the B-52s Do Love Shack

Christmas Shoes--Worst Christmas Song Ever--The 12 Days of Christmas

I heard this song on the radio while driving one night and it made me throw up. It is the hokiest song I've ever heard. Maybe I'm just cynical, bit I think it is bad. Leave it to the Mormans to ruin Jesus' birthday.

One of the Best Christmas Songs -- The 12 Days of Christmas

This is from Yo-Yo Ma's holiday CD Songs of Peace and Joy. It features the angel-voiced Alison Krauss singing "The Wexford Carol." Beautiful! Merry Christmas!

The Waltons' Homecoming--The 12 Days of Christmas

This is one of our favorite Christmas shows that we watch each year on Christmas Eve. This predates the TV series and the cast is a bit different. Patricia Neal is amazing as Olivia Walton. It might be that she reminds me of my grandmother, but I love her. Richard Thomas still plays John Boy -- in fact all the kids are the same as the series cast, but only Ellen Corby, who plays the grandmother, did the series of the family adults.

Shane and I use many of the lines from this show in much of our everyday conversation. For example, if one of us suggests we should buy something, the other person usually says, "That's the first thing I'm going to do once this Depression is over!" (Olivia was referring to a getting a phone.) "Favorite line: What were you doing in your room John Boy with the door locked?" I realize this is a long show, but it is worth it.

Grace Jones Sings The Little Drummer Boy -- The 12 Days of Christmas

This is yet another clip from Pee Wee Herman's spectacular Christmas special (available at www.peewee.com). This one features Grace Jones singing The Little Drummer Boy. Get back in the box Grace!

Charlie Brown -- The 12 Days of Christmas

A classic children's holiday that tackles holiday depression... I remember watching it every year as a kid. "Of all the Charlie Browns in the world, your the Charlie Browniest."

Grinch Documentary -- The 12 Days of Christmas

This is a very interesting 1994 documentary from TNT that shows how the Christmas classic, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, was made. Hosted by the late Phil Hartman and featuring Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, and the folks responsible for making the show. Part 1 is above and Part 2 is below. Very cool!

Returning to the Snow in DC

Shane works on our steps.


We were at my Mom's celebrating Christmas over the weekend. She lives in Rising Sun, MD, near the Pennsylvania line in the northeast corner of the state. We made the trek down I-95 this morning to see what the snow situation was at our house. It was deep. We were able to dig out a parking space and dig out the front steps and sidewalk. We then had to dig the drifting snow off the roof (we are afraid too much weight up there will cause a catastrophe) and dig snow off our back deck (also afraid of a possible collapse). After helping my Mom dig out yesterday and this morning and then coming home and digging for a large part of the day, my back is killing me. They said we got 16 inches in DC, but I think it all drifted over to our house!

SNL's Debbie Downer -- The 12 Days of Christmas

Santa gets depressed after surprising Debbie Downer in this sketch from Saturday Nightl Live.

Vomita Lives!!!

You may remember Vomita from an earlier post in June. My sister was looking for a home for this cat with a hard-luck story. My sister didn't find anyone willing to take Vomita, so she still has her. The cats name now is Emesis, which is a medical term for throwing up. The cat had a tendency to throw up a great deal in her youth. She doesn't throw up anymore and everyone refers to her as "Emmy."

Poor Emmy isn't right in the head--a bit downsy I think. She can't stop herself from climbing up on counters and tables. She knocks things over and gets into food. It is a constant battle to keep her out of things she shouldn't be doing. She loves to climb the Christmas tree. She is a very high maintenance. If we're having a family dinner, Emmy has to stay in the basement or she would be walking on people's plates and on the food. Emmy is lucky she was found someone willing to put up with her craziness.

Saturday Evening Snow Accumulation

This was taken at dusk and you can see the foot and half of snow higher on the fence (compare to the photo below taken this morning). I did some shoveling, so some of the snow on the left side of the fence is from piling of shoveled snow. It was certainly a snowy day. We are going back to DC to shovel our house out tomorrow.

The Snow Storm Begins

Bing's Dream Comes True -- The 12 Days of Christmas

Although Christmas is 6 days away, Washington DC and the metro area is getting walloped with a HUGE snowstorm today. Accumulation of 2 feet is expected. Shane and I are about 2 hours north of DC, at my mother's house to celebrate an early Christmas. We are flying down to Florida on Christmas Eve to spend the actual holiday with Shane's family. We hope to be able to drive home to DC on Sunday, but we'll have to wait and see if that is possible.

The song is by Bing Crosby and from the holiday classic Holiday Inn. Enjoy!

SNL Finds Lost Ending of It's a Wonderful Life -- The 12 Days of Christmas

Dana Carvey does an amazing Jimmy Stewart in this Lost Ending "found" to It's a Wonderful Life from Saturday Night Live. "He's not even a cripple!"

Should the Government Use Baby Jesus for the 2010 Census?

I don't think so. Do you? How many people who see this are going to think because there was a census in a bible story, that it is something that is very sacred and we should go along with it? I don't have anything against the census, and I plan to participate in being counted, but using the bible as propaganda is not a good idea. It isn't that I think it is disrespectful to religion. That is the least of my concerns. I just think it is tacky. Next thing you know, Health and Human Services will have a foot washing campaign featuring Jesus spraying anti-fungal medicine on the 12 disciples.

DC Mayor Signs Same-Sex Marriage Bill

Scenes from Elf -- The 12 Days of Christmas

Cha Cha Heels -- The 12 Days of Christmas

This is a scene from the John Waters film, Female Trouble, starring Divine as Dawn Davenport who just wanted some cha cha heels for Christmas.

Update on the Florida House

We are still in the process of buying a second house in Florida. There has been yet more complications. As I blogged about earlier, we had to notify the neighbors about a getting a waiver from the city because our survey showed the house was built over land the city requires for utility use. The normal procedure is that the they send out notice, the city makes an exception, and it is no big deal other than the delay of getting it all done.

The variance notice was suppose to expire this Friday and then it just had to be recorded by the city, which could take up to 2 week, but there was hope it could be done sooner so we could close by the end of the year. We had plans to drive down starting on New Year's Eve and spend the first week of the new year at our new house.

We just heard that the orthopedic surgeon that owns the house next to the house we're trying to buy has made an objection. Some neighborhoods have the Welcome Wagon -- this neighbor wants our house to be bulldozed. Because the fine doctor thinks our shabby house is an eyesore compared to his mansion and is detrimental to his house's value, he is asking the city to require that the house be torn down. That seems reasonable, doesn't it?

The result is that the city council now has to vote on granting the variance, and the earliest it can be scheduled is February 17. We were suppose to have this house before Thanksgiving. Of course, we're worried that something else could go wrong and the bank will not want to extend our contract and the whole deal will fall through. We assume the city will eventually grant the variance, but it has frankly become a huge pain in the ass. We just have to keep our eye on the prize and remember that this will all be worth it when we finally get this house... Won't it?

Same-Sex Marriage in DC a Done Deal?

The DC Express newspaper, the free paper version of the Washington Post, seems to think that same-sex marriage in DC is a done deal.  Mayor Adrian Fenty is expected to sign the bill, passed the second time yesterday by the DC Council.  However, the bill must then survive a 30-day review period.  To block the bill, the House, Senate and President would all have to sign off on a disapproval resolution in the 30 days. The paper says advocates of the bill do not think this is likely to happen in a Democrat-controlled Government.  The only other way this could fall through is if there is a Maine-style voter referendum, which so far has been denied as a violation of the DC civil rights law.  Same-sex marriages could begin in the spring.  I wonder if anyone will ask for my hand in marriage!

Delicious Schweddy Balls -- The 12 Days of Christmas

Another classic Saturday Night Live sketch featuring Alec Baldwin promoting his delicious Schweddy Balls on National Public Radio's Delicious Dish. Good Times!

Feliz Navidad by Charo -- The 12 Days of Christmas

If this doesn't make you happy, you are clinically depressed. Who doesn't love Charo? This is also from Pee Wee Herman's Christmas Special (the whole show is available for free at www.peewee.com). Feliz Blah Blah Blah!

The Del Rubio Triplets Sing Winter Wonderland -- The 12 Days of Christmas

Today is the first entry for my 12 Days of Christmas. Each day, until December 25th, a new posting will celebrate the season. Today is the amazing Del Rubio Triplets as they performed Winter Wonderland on the Pee Wee Playhouse Christmas Special for 1988. I have this special on video, but you can watch the whole show for free on Pee Wee Herman's website at www.peewee.com. There may be a few more clips from this special here before the 12 days are up! I love that show!