Top 10 Reasons Rick Perry Could Win

Texas Governor Rick Perry (R) recently announced he was running for the Republican Party nomination for president of the United States.  He may just be dumb enough to win.  Here are my Top 10 Reason he could go all the way to get the nomination.

10.  He thinks man-made climate change is a hoax.

9.  Regarding the BP Gulf Oil Spill, he said, "From time to time there are going to be things that occur tha are acts of God that cannot be prevented."

8.  Thinks that a Commander In Chief can only be respected by the military if he has had military service.  Sorry Presidents Obama, Clinton, Franklin Roosevelt, Wilson, Taft, both Adams, etc.

7.  Flip flops on minor things like party affiliation.  He used to be a Democrat. 

6.  A governor from Texas?  How can that go wrong?  He seems to have lots in common with W, but has been called dumber and meaner.

5.  Has threatened the Federal Reserve Chairman with "ugly" behavior if he showed up in Texas.

4.  Perry strongly criticized the Obama stimulus, but used a big chunk of it to plug holes in the Texas budget.

3.  Perry has an amazing record of job creation--at Taco Bell and Burger King.  According to the Washington Post, Texas has more minimum-wage jobs than every state other than Mississippi, a superlative you brag about if you don’t care about what kind of jobs you create and are only trying to run up the numbers. 

2.  He wants to use predator drones to patrol the Mexican border. 

and the #1 reason Rick Perry could win, 

He has considered having Texas secede from the union.  Sounds like great presidential material.

Here are more reasons this "alledgedly closeted" homophobe could be our next president (did I not mention that before?).  They are thanks to Bob at I Should Be Laughing blog.

No Good Deed Goes Unpunished-Fail Blog

Aunt Bea with Michele Bachmann's Eyes

There is a new blog that takes iconic pictures of famous people and replaces their eyes with Michele Bachmann's eyes, Bachmann-eyezed!  Some of them are pretty funny.  I love Aunt Bea, but kind of wish they had done Opie.  You have to see Marcus Bachmann with his wife's eyes.  Spooky. 

Goodbye China Wall--Hello Chipotle

China Wall is a Chinese carryout restaurant on 8th Street near Eastern Market.  It is our go-to place for cheap, delicious Chinese food.  When we call in, they know our usual order so well, they finish our sentence for us.  It was Sweet and Sour Chicken with pork-fried rice for Shane and Broccoli in Garlic Sauce with white rice for me.

Recently, we got the bad news that China Wall has lost their lease and will be closing at the end of the month.  They are going to be opening a Chipotle restaurant in its place.  I do have to say that I love Chipotle, but we will miss China Wall.  Luckily, there are lots of similar Chinese take-out places around.

Behind the Scenes at Michele Bachmann's Newsweek Shoot

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Happy Birthday Shane!!

Today Shane turns 41.  I'm taking him out to a nice Italian meal tonight.  Here are a few of my favorite photos of him.  Happy Birthday Sweetie!

Sitting in the window with Maude.  

One of Shane's favorite places in the world, on our lanai in Florida.

At the Badlands in South Dakota.

In front of Pumpkin Island Light after sunset.

In Maine again.

With Shane's mom at the Blue Hill Fair.

Who knew clearing land could be so sexy?

Shane in Maine with our friend, Christine, drinking champagne.

With my triplet nieces.

Shane is the best!  Love ya!

Kayaking on the ocean in Maine

And he makes a mean apple pie!

Happy Birthday Mom!!

Today is my mother's birthday!  She probably doesn't want me to say how old she is, so I won't.  Happy Birthday Mom!  Below is a set of photos featuring her. 

Braving possible gunshots by sitting at our dining room table in DC.

Mom and her favorite baby, Rudy.

Mom was sometimes a bad influence on her granddaughters. 

Mom models her Snuggie

All dolled up. 

With her favorite youngest son.

Mom lunches with her pal, President Obama.

The President Lunches In the Neighborhood

President Obama and campaign volunteers eat lunch at Ted's Bulletin, a diner-type restaurant on 8th Street near Eastern Market on Wednesday.  It is two blocks from our house.  The Washington Post reported he had a burger with cheddar cheese, a side salad, and fries.  He had lunch with six campaign volunteers chosen for essays on community organizing.

Happy Birthday to My Big Sis, Kathleen

She is 6 days less than a year older than me and is 51 today. Have a good one sister!!  Below is a more recent photo.

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #298

Which one of you can execute a killer bunt?

This is my idea for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #298.  Let me know if you have any ideas for a caption too.  

Seeing Silence! The Musical-NYC Wrap-Up

On our last evening in New York City, we went down to the East Village
and ate at The Smith restaurant and saw the late show of Silence! The
Musical.

The Smith is a very crowded and very noisy trendy restaurant filled
with young urban professionals. I am sure I was the oldest person in
the place. It also has very good food. We started with local
tomatoes with pesto salad. I had grilled shrimp and Shane had a NY
Strip steak. Of course we also split a bottle of wine. Everything
was delicious. I would highly recommend the place.

After dinner, we went to the 10:30 show is Silence!, which is a
musical parody of the film, Silence of the Lambs. It was hilarious.
It was a fraction of the price of seeing the Book of Mormon and we
laughed much more at this. The songs weren't great, but the show was
funny. And we somehow ended up with front row seats. We had a great
evening.

Seeing the Book of Mormon Musical

The Book of Mormon is by far the hottest show on Broadway. We got
tickets weeks ago, before it won 9 Tony Awards, including Best
Musical. It was the show we were most looking forward to seeing.
There was high hopes that it was going to be funny and hugely
entertaining. There was a lot of hype around this show.

As often happens when there is a lot of hype, the actual show does not
live up to the hoopla. Both Shane and I were very disappointed. It
wasn't terrible, but it also wasn't great. It was just OK. The humor
was very juvenile. Very. (I would have loved this when I was 14.)
The music was pretty bad too. The only memorable song was "I
Believe," which was featured on the Tony Awards broadcast.

That being said, the rest of the audience seemed to love this show.
Maybe it was just us being tired or our expectations being too high,
but we both remember Spamalot as being much funnier with better music.

Happy 100th Birthday Lucy!

Lucille Ball was born August 6, 1911 in Jamestown, New York. The clip above is just one example of her genius. It is an edited down version of the classic Vitameatavegamin Commercial episode. Though Lucy died in 1989, she will live forever. Sorry for the poor video quality.

Day 2 In New York City--Anything Goes!

Last night, we went to see Sutton Foster and Joel Grey in Anything Goes.  While Shane loved Jersey Boys and me not so much, this show had us reversing our roles. I loved this show and Shane found it old-fashioned and corny.  Of course, it was very old-fashioned and very corny--the jokes were as hokey as anything you'll see anywhere--but I sat through the whole thing with a smile on my face.  It reminded me of the old Carol Burnett Show--I was entertained. This was a Broadway musical.

Sutton Foster is amazing.  She lights up the stage.  Even Shane admitted that though he didn't like the show, she was by far the best thing about it.  She deserved her Tony award for it.  You just can't take your eyes off of her.  Joel Grey on the other hand was a bit over-the-top.  We were very disappointed that Jessica Walters (Arrested Development) was not in the show last night.  We were looking forward to seeing her.  The male lead was also played by an understudy, but he was very good.

Before the show, we went to dinner to a very good Italian restaurant on the Upper East Side near where we are staying, Bella Blu.  We split a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon, 2004 Vita Luce Cellars, which was very good.  I had the salmon and Shane had the Lobster spaghetti.  The only bad thing was that they sit you on top of each other, and we were between an older couple and a younger couple with two small children.  The food was very good though.

After the Anything Goes, we went to a piano bar called Don't Tell Mama.  They have a main room (for straight tourists from Ohio) and a much smaller back room where they do only show tunes and make fun of the other room.  Guess where we went.  We had a great time.  The highlight was when the whole audience (about 15 people), including us, joined in on the first act finale of Les Miserables--"One Day More."

Today, we're going to see the hottest show on Broadway, The Book of Mormon, and we also have tickets to Silence, the Musical, which is off-Broadway, but highly recommended parody of the film, Silence of the Lambs.  It should be a fun day.

Now In New York City, Saw Jersey Boys

We drove from Maine to New York City yesterday for the second half of our vacation week. We're renting a beautiful one-bedroom apartment on the Upper East Side.

After we got settled, we took a subway downtown and got tickets to Jersey Boys at TKTS, the half-price ticket booth in Times Square. We grabbed a slice of pizza before the show, ate it, and went to our next-to-last row balcony seat.

Shane loved the show, but it was not my favorite. It wasn't really a musical as much as monologues of the band members telling the story of the Four Seasons as they re-enacted the songs.  It was fun to hear the songs, but the story wasn't that interesting to me. I did buy a piece of cheesecake on the way home last night, which was awesome.

This morning I had to move the car. We found an amazing parking spot on the street we are staying when we got here yesterday, but the street sweeper was coming between 9 and 10:30.  So I moved the car to a garage and then I went for a run in Central Park.  On the way back from my run, I saw the sweeper come and how everyone else waited in their cars and pulled out and rotated around so they wouldn't lose their space. Live and learn.

Selling Our Land In Maine-Anyone Interested?

We have decided to sell the 5.2 acre lot we bought several years ago in Sedgwick, Maine, just outside of Blue Hill.  We have decided to try and save up to buy a built home on waterfront in the area instead.  The land has a view of blueberry fields in the distance and "Right of Way" to the Bagaduce River.  There are a couple homes already built in this development, including a house next door to our property.  It is a huge, secluded piece of land that is partially wooded.  It is beautiful, but it isn't waterfront, which is what we want.  If you're interested, here is the listing on realtor.com.

50 Freakin' Years Old Today--Hello AARP

The Biggest Mosquito I've Ever Seen

And it is still alive in our rental house somewhere. Welcome to Maine!

Maine Day 3-Fog and Lasagna Again

The fog rolled in today, so the islands off of the Maine coast disappeared into the mist.  We didn't let that stop us from having a great day.  We had a lazy morning, but finally got up and going and went out for lunch to the Bagaduce Lunch.  It is a roadside grill on the Bagaduce River.  We split a very greasy order of fried shrimp, french fries, and onion rings.  So much for lowering my cholesterol.  We then went into Blue Hill and went to some galleries (see below).

Afterward, we came back to the house and relaxed.  I made a batch of chocolate chip cookies and then heated up the lasagna I made Saturday night for a third night in a row.  We are loving eating out on the back deck, drinking our wine, and enjoying the view.  Even tonight, though there is no sunset visible, it is cool and comfortable--so much better than the oppressive heat in DC.  Yes!  It is August and we are wearing sweatshirts.  How cool is that?

Maine Day 3--Galleries In Blue Hill

"Black Dog" by Michele Connolly at the Leighton Gallery

Today, we drove into Blue Hill and did some shopping at the galleries in town.  Though we have purchased art in previous years, we had no intention of actually buying anything this time.  Of course, we never do.  But today, we didn't.  Here is some of what we saw though.

A painting by William Irvine, also at the Leighton

"Purple Iris" by Don Bishop at the Blue Hill Bay Gallery.
I admired this one for several years, but they were
packing it up while we were there, as it had just sold. 

"Churning Cove" by Mark Haltof at the Blue Hill Bay Gallery

"Thayendanagea"  is a bronze sculpture by Joseph Brant
at the Jud Hartmann Gallery