New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #235

Alls I remember is that the Perp started in 5th position

and then did an amazing grand jeté.

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The End of Eating No Sweets -- Praise Jeebus

I am so happy it is finally Easter. I did not eat sweets for Lent. It was not a religious thing, I just wanted to basically see if I could actually give up sweets. I ate no candy, donuts, ice cream, soda, or anything that could be considered a sweet. I missed them terribly. I lost about 5 pounds, in the 46 days of Lent, but I am very happy it is over.

I woke up this morning at about 1:30 because I had to go to the bathroom, but after checking the time, I ate my first piece of chocolate I had in weeks, which I had placed on my nightstand. Upon returning to bed, I also devoured a handful of jelly beans. I fell asleep again with a slight sugar buzz.

Today, I have been eating quite a bit of candy and junk... Donut holes, Twizzlers, chocolate bunnies, soda, cake, etc. I'm a little nauseous at the moment. Where's the ice cream?

Stars "Give A Damn!" About Hate Crimes

From Joe. My. God.'s Blog:

True Blood star Anna Paquin comes out as bisexual in this star-studded plea against hate crimes created by Cyndi Lauper's True Colors Fund. The campaign's website, We Give A Damn, is down at the moment, doubtlessly due to gossip sites freaking out over Paquin's unanticipated revelation.

So What, Who Cares?

Shane immitated the guy from Saturday Night Live (Fred Armisen) who immitates Joy Behar and had us both giggling like school girls last night. This clip shows the real thing and the immitator.

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #234

So you think it's my fault because I named you Anna Rexia!

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Virtual Run from DC to Punta Gorda--Update #12

This is another update on my progress doing a virtual run from our home in DC to our new vacation home in Punta Gorda, Fl. It is a distance of about 1,003 miles.

I have been having problems with my neck. I have an appointment with an acupuncturist tomorrow. I've never gone to an acupuncturist before, but it should be interesting.

Total Distance Run This Week: 20.5 miles

Total Distance Run in 2010: 249 miles

Total Run Time: 34 hours 20 minutes

My Virtual Distance to Punta Gorda: 754 miles

PUSH UPS

Goal for the year: 10,000

Total Push Ups this Week: 150

Total Push Ups in 2010: 1,826

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #233

Looky Sonny, you have to shift your dadburn paradiagm.

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Not Sure What This Is, But I Want Some

Virtual Run from DC to Punta Gorda #11

This is another update on my progress doing a virtual run from our home in DC to our new vacation home in Punta Gorda, Fl. It is a distance of about 1,003 miles.

Last week, we were in Florida after finally closing our our new house. We were busy cleaning, shopping, and fixing up our new house. Therefore, I took a break from running and push ups.

Total Distance Run Last Week: 17 miles
Total Distance Run This Week: 0 miles

Total Distance Run in 2010: 228.5 miles

Total Run Time: 31 hours 6 minutes 55 seconds

My Virtual Distance to Punta Gorda: 774.5 miles

PUSH UPS

Goal for the year: 10,000

Total Push Ups for these 2 Week: 120

Total Push Ups in 2010: 1,676

The Welcome Wagon Arrives

One of our Florida neighbors stopped by this evening with a beautiful
home-baked bread, which she gave us to welcome us to the
neighborhood. She was very nice. We met her husband earlier in the
week as he was walking their Scottie, Minnie. We are happy to find
some friendly faces in neighborhood.

Crowded at the Beach

This is apparently the first good beach day in weeks in Florida, so
EVERYBODY came to the beach. I can't blame them.

Finally at the Beach

This is our last full day in Florida and we're taking a break from
fixing up the new house and are having a beach day. It has been very
cool, but is warmer and very sunny today!

Tennis On Charlotte Harbor

Shane and I played tennis today at this public court in a park on
Charlotte Harbor. It is such a beautiful set of courts on the water.
It was a bit windy, but we had a great time. We're loving Punta
Gorda! Oh yeah, I won, but it was super close. Shane had a set
point, but I managed a comeback.

Hump Day Art--Kerne Erickson

We are considering buying a reproduction of the classis Pan Am poster of Havana by Kerne Erickson from the 1930s. We saw a very large version of it in an art store on a recent trip to Key West and loved it, but I love all the classic Pan Am posters.

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #232

At least the Bush State Dinners had a little class.

Dinner at River City Grill

Shane and I took a break from fixing up our new house and went out to
dinner at the River City Grill in Punta Gorda, FL. It was wonderful.
I had the Phylo Salmon (pictured) and Shane had a New York Strip Steak
with Mashed Potatoes. Next time I'm getting the potatoes instead of
the rice. They were yummy! It all was really good though.

Sun Setting Behind Our New House

We've been working hard getting our new house in Punta Gorda, FL, set
up. It was a forclosure, so it was a mess. Not only was it filthy,
but there are lots if repairs to get done. Luckily, Shane's step dad
has been there to help us. Thanks Jerry! We have also already bought
a sofa and our beds are being delivered tomorrow. We love this
house! It was worth all the trouble. Look at that view!

Florida House Update--The Drama Ends

The house is ours!!! We found out at 5:15 today (finally) that the
seller provided the HUD statement and so we get the keys. It is such
an amazing relief. It is almost 5:30 now and we are halfway through
South Carolia, but very happy now.

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Virtual Run Update

On our drive to Florida, I took a picture at approximately the place
along I-95 I would be on my virtual run from DC to our house in Punta
Gorda, FL. The distance it has taken me 2 and a half months to run--
about 220 miles--we drove in 3 hours. I wish I could Photoshop a
picture of me running here (with a blue sponge), but don't know how to
do that on my iPhone.

Florida House Update--Almost Closed

It is just after 11am and we've signed and Fed Exed the papers to
close on the house in Punta Gorda (see previous post). The only thing
we're waiting on is for the seller to sign the HUD statement. Once
our title company receives that, Shane's mom can get the keys. There
always has to be some drama. We're hoping the HUD comes through today
or we can't get in the house until al least Monday. Right now, we're
in the car driving in the rain south to Florida. We should get down
there tomorrow afternoon--about a 16 hour drive. Hopefully, we can go
in our house when we get there.

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