Tuesday, September 13

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #302


Believe me, my friend, the answer is not blowin' in the wind. 

This is my idea for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #302.  Let me know if you have any ideas for a caption too.  

Monday, September 12

Where In the World Is Shane this Time?


Shane is off on another exotic trip for work.  He gets to go to all the cool places.  Can you guess where he is this time?  It should be fairly easy considering the big hint in this picture.  Enlarging by clicking the picture could help.  As usual, the first correct guess wins a prize beyond belief--our admiration at your Google skills.  Good luck!

Serena Williams Plays Role of the Ugly American


Tennis star Serena Williams embarrassed herself and all American citizens (as she represented us) on a world stage yesterday in the Women's Final of the U.S. Open.  It wasn't her loss to Australian Samantha Stosur that was embarrassing, but her actions and unsportsman-like behavior.

After screaming in a middle of a point that she thought was a winner for her, the umpire awarded the point to Stosur due to interference.  Williams then went on to verbally abuse the ump during the change-over.

The video of the rant (below) has been played on the news channels constantly today. This is not how someone who said she is playing in honor of the victims and families of 9/11 should act.  She is representing the United States in a very poor way.

Though she was fined $2,000 for verbal abuse, it is just 0.0014 of the $1.4 million Williams earned for her runner-up performance. Williams looked like a spoiled child. She told the umpire she was unattractive inside and a hater. Williams behavior was downright ugly and hateful. I had admired Williams up to that point, but I'm no longer a fan.

Sunday, September 11

Mary Chapin Carpenter's 9/11 Tribute



I posted this a couple years ago, but thought it was worth repeating.  On her album, Between Here and Gone, Mary Chapin Carpenter sings about one man's pilgrimage to Grand Central Terminal in the aftermath of the Sept. 11 attacks.

Carpenter was inspired to write the song "Grand Central Station" after hearing an interview with an iron worker on the first anniversary of the attacks. The man, one of the first at the scene after the towers fell, worked at Ground Zero for days afterward. The iron worker said that at the end of each shift, he felt impelled to go to the train station so the souls of the victims could follow him.

"He'd find himself just going to Grand Central Station and standing on the platform and thinking whoever wanted to go home could catch the train home," says Carpenter.

I listened to this song for years before Shane pointed out to me that it was about 9/11. I'm not always very bright.

Saturday, September 10

Top 5 New Falls Shows Not to Watch

I have not seen any of these shows, but just based on their short description or the buzz I've heard, I have no plans to watch them.  I could be wrong and based on the crap currently on TV, I'm sure many of these shows will be big hits. 

5. The X Factor (Fox).  Another talent show with Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul.  Nuff said. 

4.  Up All Night (NBC). I've seen some promos for this "comedy" and it looks like a train wreck.  

3.  How to Be a Gentleman (CBS).  It's a comedy with Kevin Dillon that is a new take on the Odd Couple.  Based on what I've seen, this show looks like it would be good programming at Guantanamo to get the terrorists to talk. 

2. Boss (Starz)  Luckily, we don't get Starz, so we can't watch this show anyway.  Do we really need another Kelsey Grammer TV show?  I don't think so.  He plays a big city mayor with a hidden disease.  Think they already did that on the West Wing.  

1.  Charlie's Angels (ABC).   Why?  Hasn't this show been done to death?  They can't think of anything better to put on the television machine?

Friday, September 9

New York's Twin Towers Live On in Film Cameos


Twin Tower Cameos from Dan Meth on Vimeo.

We were in New York to see the U.S. Open tennis tournament about a week prior to 9/11 and we were staying down around Wall Street.  Shane wanted us to go to the top of the Twin Towers, but it was cloudy, and I thought the view wouldn't be that great because of the the weather.  I said we'd do it next time we visited New York.  I never got my chance to go.  Not exactly the same as thousands of people dying, but sad nonetheless.

Thursday, September 8

Anti-Religion Ad Competition on Australian TV



I saw this over on Joe. My. God.'s blog.  It is an Australian TV show that had ad agencies compete and the goal was to come up with an ad to ban religion.  The results are very interesting.

Wednesday, September 7

Happy Suicide Prevention Week!



It is sort of ironic that it is National Suicide Prevention Week considering the weather this week has been very cloudy and rainy.  Please try not to commit suicide.  Thanks.

Tuesday, September 6

President Obama Top 10 Accomplishments


I was having a discussion with someone who was unhappy with President Obama's performance as president.  I thought I should have have some ammunition to defend the prez, considering I think he is about a million times better than the alternative--by whom I mean any of the current crowd running for the Republican nomination.  I can't say that I'm 100 percent happy with the what President Obama has done, but he has done some good things.  It should be noted that he does have accomplishments.  He also has one other thing his opponents do not have--a brain.

I got this info from Buzz Feed blog and an article by Gavon Laesigg from several months ago.  You can read the full list of 20 accomplishments here.  More information about Obama's accomplishments can be found here from Jack and Jill Politics blog.  Also, if you want to get involved in the re-election campaign, go here.


1. The Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, makes it illegal for employers to pay unequal wages to men and women who perform equal work.
2. Saved the American auto industry and its hundreds of thousands of jobs from disappearing by preventing Chrysler and GM from going bankrupt.
3. Overturned Bush Administration restrictions on Federal funding for stem cell research.
4. The Matthew Shepard Act, expands hate crime definitions to include gender, sexual orientation, gender identity, and disability.
5. The Don't Ask, Don't Tell Repeal Act, allows gay soldiers to serve openly in the United States military.
6. The Credit Card Bill of Rights, outlaws hidden fees and deceptive lending practices from credit card companies.
7. Student loan reform, significantly expands access to affordable government loans and Pell Grants for college.
8. The Affordable Care Act (Obama Care as Fox News would say) establishes universal health care, allowing, among other things, people with pre-existing health problems access to health insurance.  And the Children's Health Insurance Reauthorization Act, provides health care to 11 million children who live in poverty.
9. New START Treaty, will reduce by half the nuclear missile stockpiles of Russia and the United States.
10. Oh yeah... Got Osama bin Laden.

Monday, September 5

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #301


That explains all the mopping we have to do around the urinals. 

This is my idea for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #301.  Let me know if you have any ideas for a caption too.  

Sunday, September 4

Tropical Storm Lee Churns Up Some Surf


We went to the beach in Florida today, and though it was a bit cloudy and humid, Tropical Storm Lee made the surf much more surfy than usual in Florida. It was a good day to ride the waves.




Saturday, September 3

Two Versions of "Sunday"

Click here to see the amazing Mandy Patinkin and Bernadette Peters in the 1984 Stephen Sondheim production of Sunday In the Park with George, performing "Sunday."  I removed the actual video because it would start automatically when the page loaded and I thought that was annoying. Below is a parody of this song by Rent composer Jonathan Larson from his show, Tick, Tick... Boom.

Friday, September 2

Tropical Storm Lee Churns Up the Gulf


It has been a while since we came down to our vacation home in Florida.  After surviving an earthquake and Hurricane Irene last week, we were looking forward to getting away for a long weekend.  However, Tropical Storm Lee has developed in the Gulf of Mexico.  Luckily, it isn't affecting the weather in Punta Gorda, FL (where our house is), too much.  Since it is summertime in Florida, it is not unusual to have thunderstorms everyday.  The thunder shook our house this afternoon, I thought we were having an earthquake down here.  Hopefully, the weather will be nice enough so we can get to the beach for a bit.  Anyway, it is nice to get away.

Thursday, September 1

Tweet of the Day - @MeganAmaram


@ Megan Amram 

Wednesday, August 31

Arizona Man Impales Face with Pruning Shears


I saw this x-ray image in the paper while riding the subway to work this morning and made an audible moan.  The man fell on his pruning shears and impaled the handle in his eye socket.  Watch the Good Morning America story about it below.  Amazing!

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Tuesday, August 30

Tweet of the Day-@Crutnacker On DWTS



BREAKING: Nancy Grace going on Dancing With The Stars to find whereabouts of the missing Chastity Bono.

Monday, August 29

New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #300


If you like playing dumb, we can install a dimmer switch. 

This is my idea for the New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest #300.  Let me know if you have any ideas for a caption too.  

Sunday, August 28

Good Night Hurricane Irene


Hurricane Irene tore up the east coast this weekend.  Luckily, she spared us any damage.  We actually had a pretty nice weekend.  Yesterday, I made a lasagna.  We spent most of our time hunkered down inside watching last season's Top Chef Just Desserts.  I had DVRed them  and we have been enjoying them, but they are making me hungry.  We never lost power or cable.  A tree in a small park near our house fell over and a city crew with chainsaws came early this morning to clean it up.

I talked with my mom this morning and she also came through the storm without much problem.  My siblings didn't have as much luck.  Both my brother and my sister live in Maryland, near the Pennsylvania border, and they both lost power.  What's worst, my sister's septic system backed up in her basement.  She has not had a fun weekend.

Saturday, August 27

Getting Rid of Belly Fat through Running

I have a big belly, but not this big. 

I was playing on the iPad this morning and I saw this article on the National Public Radio (NPR) app.  I've had many debates with people about this subject.  I always thought aerobic exercise, such as running, helped you lose belly fat faster than weight training.  I run all the time, but I still have belly fat, so it is hard for me to win that argument.

Jogging Fights Beer Belly Fat Better Than Weights by Nancy Shute, NPR - August 26, 2011

Weight training is touted as the cure for many ills. But if the goal is to lose belly fat, aerobic exercise is the only way to go, exercise scientists say.

We're not talking about muffin tops, the annoying bit of pudge that rolls over a woman's waistline and is featured in those strange Internet ads. Rather, this is gut fat lodged around internal organs, which could look like a beer belly from the outisde. It's considered a risk factor for diabetes, heart disease, and cancer.

Surprisingly little research has been done comparing the health benefits of strength training with weights to aerobic exercise such as walking. But that's just what researchers at Duke University did. They compared changes in visceral fat – the fat that wraps around internal organs – in people who did strength training compared to a group who did aerobic exercise.

They divided 198 overweight, sedentary adults into groups, with one group working out with weights three times a week for eight months. A second group jogged 12 miles a week. The aerobic exercisers lost significant amounts of visceral fat, as well as fat around the liver. They also lost abdominal fat overall, and had improvements in liver enzymes and insulin resistance.

By contrast, the people who were pumping iron lost a wee bit of subcutaneous fat, but their stats otherwise didn't improve. The aerobic training burned 67 percent more calories than resistance training.

The results were published in the American Journal of Physiology. "Resistance training is a very good way to increase lean muscle," Cris Slentz, an exercise physiologist at Duke who led the study, told Shots. "And aerobic exercise isn't." But if the goal is to lose fat, then aerobic exercise is the ticket, he said.

There's no easy way to know how much visceral fat a person has; the researchers had to put people in CT scans to measure it. But one good clue is a beer belly. And men tend to carry more visceral fat than women, Slentz says, while white people tend to have more visceral fat than African Americans. And older people tend to internalize fat, while younger people carry fat right beneath their dewy skin. [Copyright 2011 National Public Radio]

Friday, August 26

Tweet of the Day--@Nickimartini